Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled, "NINJA WAITRESS!" Everyone at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML
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Today, as a restaurant hostess, I fell into the fountain at work while carrying a high chair in front of several large parties, who all promptly laughed at me. We were so busy, I had to stay and finish my shift soaking wet. FML
Today, at my new job waitressing, I walked into a glass door at full speed while carrying a tray of drinks. Not only did I spill everything, but I also left a weird make up face print on the glass for everyone to laugh at. FML
Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant. While the chef was throwing food at us, I was getting ready for my turn. He tossed a piece of broccoli at me, I leaned back to catch it, completely falling off my chair. I knocked everything over and had the packed restaurant laughing at me. FML
Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML
Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML
Today, during my lunch break, I sat on the manager's chair. As I sat down, I heard a snapping sound and I ended up on the floor. Everyone now calls me "the lumpy girl" who broke the manager's chair. FML
Today, I started my first day as a waitress. After getting my ass slapped, drinks and food spilled over me, and being tripped by a bratty kid, my tips were stolen. FML
Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML
Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML
Today, I went into a cafe only to be greeted by a young boy who pulled down my leggings in line. Everyone got a look at my pink Hello Kitty panties with white frilly trimming before scrambling to pick them up. In the process, I banged my head on the counter, and fell on the floor, unconscious, pants still down. FML
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tayza249 20
Ninja waitress ftw! :)
LennyComa 39
That is the best nickname ever...
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amishfury 9
tell the next person to try to trip you that you will go all ninja on their ass if they don't stop
wierdos_rule 0
Definitely!
stevenmx86 8
That's a sweet nickname.. Fyl for the tripping but pick your battles when it comes to the nickname..
gene818 13
That's kinda awesome, but all the tripping is just too much.
catkat1988 17
I'm with the person who suggested telling the next person who tries to trip you that you'll go all ninja on their ass if they don't stop - but honestly, of all the things you could be nicknamed at your workplace, I'm not sure I'd mind Ninja Waitress too much. It's kinda cool - and managing not to spill anything has to count for something, too.
Michael_92 20
Hey i was once a waiter...I myself had a few ninja waiter moments. Failed a few times. Anyway did they leave big tips after that?
1JDub 6
Problem Solved: next time someone attempts to trip you. A squat thrust to their balls will stop them.....But, at that point you should learn to embrace Ninja Waitress. So ya, FYL
DKjazz 20
A squat thrust sound pretty enjoyable. That is, until you google it.
TheDog6 24
Please teach me your ways oh great one.
gordo11 0
That is so cool, me and my friend laught at this because we are ninjas 2
Nafe97 0
Obviosly you and youre friend are awesome, it would be better if you guys were from sesame street haha
farhil 14
I'm sorry, but I must ask... Wtf does sesame street have to do with anything?
blaackandprouud 20
A real ninja never admits they are a ninja, you should just go back to your Pokémon kids.
gordo11 0
That is so cool, me and my friend laught at this because we are ninjas 2
Joanlysn 0
Hahahaha wth you should feel like the shit right now I would! :p