Today, at the doctor's, I had lots of papers to fill out so my boyfriend offered to help. We submitted them and the doctor called me a few minutes later. Under disorders my boyfriend had written, "Major cock craving disorder." The doctor couldn't stop giggling. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
Today, I went to the doctor. They did a test and said they would email me the results. My girlfriend saw the email that said "The test was positive", and now she thinks I'm cheating on her with someone named Doctor Johnson. FML
Today, my boyfriend was helping me with my medications. While I called the pharmacy, I looked over and saw him making the pill bottles fight each other, with sound effects and funny voices. He's 33. FML
Today, after a hard day on the wards as a trainee doctor, I went home and started getting frisky with my girlfriend. All I could think about was the anatomical names for what I was touching and doing. I felt physically sick. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor went through the normal questions, then paused for a moment and jotted something down. Later when I got back my report from the checkup, I noticed that the doctor had checked the "no" box by "sexually active." She didn't even ask me that. FML
Today, I had a date with a man who works as a psychiatrist. He diagnosed me with borderline personality disorder during dinner. FML
Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML
Today, my boyfriend got upset that I wouldn't give him head. He was visiting me at the hospital. FML
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xlord 27
Did he prescribe you a *****?
xlord 27
Did your boyfriend also write 3 hours long under sex?
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Comments (111)
TecheyTim 14
I could see myself doing that.....I could also see my girlfriend ripping my nuts off of my body after I did that.
BlackMoon_fml 9
Hell yeah don't be ashamed
WICKEDxANGEL 13
dat just wrong lol
khodginssxo 14
LMAO! I would be like so embarrassed, I've had the same doctor since I was born. So funny though
priscilla_28 5
Hahaha! I'll have to try that on my boyfriend some time.
Brak_Spaceman 19
I too have that disorder.
kyla_milan13 5
Maybe you should stop bring such a **** craver? *****.
Jackel0228 12
You have to admit that's pretty damn funny....
cats54321 19
That is so immature smh
Matthew Justus 3
That's hilarious