Today, my friend asked if she could come over to my place. Since it's my birthday tomorrow, I said sure. Turns out she just wanted to copy all my notes for our upcoming exam. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend told me she'd lost her notebook filled with crucial notes for our finals. She asked if she could borrow mine and copy my notes. She then lost my notebook too. FML
Today, after searching frantically for my economics notes for a week, I asked my friend to send me pictures of hers. I recognised my handwriting on the pictures she sent me and she admitted she'd "borrowed" them. The exam is in three days and she refuses to meet me and give my notes back. FML
Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML
Today, my mother decided to "help me" by throwing out the stack of papers on my desk. Unfortunately, those were all my notes for my final exams. FML
Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML
Today, I was walking with my very attractive friend who I like a lot. She then told me that her roomate wouldn't be home tonight, and if I wanted, I could come over and study history. I didn't get it. I told her no thanks, that I was covered, and it was chem I needed to study. An hour later, I understood. FML
Today, one of my classmates asked the teacher to postpone her presentation because she had to study and the teacher happily agreed. When I approached her, the teacher started yelling at me because postponing deadlines is irresponsible. I just wanted to make sure we didn't need to bring our book. FML
Today, I finally got off my lazy ass and start studying for my upcoming exam. It was going pretty well, until my classmate called and after I proudly told him about my sudden motivation, the only thing he had to say was, "You got the date wrong, the exam was on thursday." FML
Today, after a long night of studying, my roommate and her friends decided it would be fun to throw a mini party in my room at 7am. FML
Today, my roommate told me that she was studying in the library. Turns out, she didn't feel like going to the library and just spent all afternoon studying in a friend's room because she didn't think I was capable of shutting up for long enough to get any work done. Our other friends agreed. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
No, that's just a ruse, the clever girl! She's really planning a surprise birthday party for you! Which I just ruined...
fmlallthetyme 23
So you thought she wanted to do something today for your birthday even though your birthday is tomorrow? Maybe you should wait a day before deciding how f'd your life is
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Comments (46)
QQmore_fml 18
I wouldn't let her copy shit, I would also make it a point to tell her how rude that is. Sorry OP
aLiYaaH_fml 17
That's how friends work, they pretend like they dont care but in reality they r planning something awesome ;) Happy birthday!
CVTTRVN 19
Happy Birthday Dear OP !! happybirfdaytoyou c:
pdp_fml 21
You should have asked her why she wanted to come over!
Became_fml 10
Not sure what this FML has to do with your birthday, but happy birthday anyway OP! Make it great :)
iAlissa 34
Read it again, buddy.
judea95 16
Maybe you should tell her to bugger off
maronofhearts 19
What do you expect your friends to do? Celebrate your entire birthday week? It's not your birthday yet it's just a normal day and your friends doing a normal thing I don't see how your friend not celebrating on your not birthday is an fml but maybe you should have brought it up if it was that big of a deal
daniel_2209 12
Am I the only one who doesnt see the problem with this?
HeartOfLead 24
She's taking notes on the apartment. She wants to see how many people can fit in there.
LegolasPrincess 10
Birthdays are just another day OP get used to it. Still have fun or at least try to.