Today, my friend asked if she could come over to my place. Since it's my birthday tomorrow, I said sure. Turns out she just wanted to copy all my notes for our upcoming exam. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend told me she'd lost her notebook filled with crucial notes for our finals. She asked if she could borrow mine and copy my notes. She then lost my notebook too. FML
Today, after searching frantically for my economics notes for a week, I asked my friend to send me pictures of hers. I recognised my handwriting on the pictures she sent me and she admitted she'd "borrowed" them. The exam is in three days and she refuses to meet me and give my notes back. FML
Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML
Today, my mother decided to "help me" by throwing out the stack of papers on my desk. Unfortunately, those were all my notes for my final exams. FML
Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML
Today, I was walking with my very attractive friend who I like a lot. She then told me that her roomate wouldn't be home tonight, and if I wanted, I could come over and study history. I didn't get it. I told her no thanks, that I was covered, and it was chem I needed to study. An hour later, I understood. FML
Today, one of my classmates asked the teacher to postpone her presentation because she had to study and the teacher happily agreed. When I approached her, the teacher started yelling at me because postponing deadlines is irresponsible. I just wanted to make sure we didn't need to bring our book. FML
Today, I finally got off my lazy ass and start studying for my upcoming exam. It was going pretty well, until my classmate called and after I proudly told him about my sudden motivation, the only thing he had to say was, "You got the date wrong, the exam was on thursday." FML
Today, after a long night of studying, my roommate and her friends decided it would be fun to throw a mini party in my room at 7am. FML
Today, my roommate told me that she was studying in the library. Turns out, she didn't feel like going to the library and just spent all afternoon studying in a friend's room because she didn't think I was capable of shutting up for long enough to get any work done. Our other friends agreed. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
No, that's just a ruse, the clever girl! She's really planning a surprise birthday party for you! Which I just ruined...
fmlallthetyme 23
So you thought she wanted to do something today for your birthday even though your birthday is tomorrow? Maybe you should wait a day before deciding how f'd your life is
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Comments (46)
worldclassrager 41
It's one way to get notes..maybe you can study together and then hang out afterwords....
clh3031 6
If it wasn't your birthday the next day would you have told your friend no about coming over? I'm not seeing the fyl here.
deigo10 17
Hm. Not really a great friend OP. But have a Wonderful Birthday! :)
ifavela89 13
I hope she remembers at least or trying to throw you off like she doesn't remember and got you an amazing gift
Marinewife12 8
hey exams can take over your life for a couple of weeks give her some slack OP. Sure it was a shitty thing to forget your birthday but you can't blame her for being worried about the exam.
tehdarkness 21
Meh. I find this FML a bit boring.
ColbyGB 13
Some friend eh
liaRawr 9
Didn't you plan anything? Or are you expecting everyone else to do it for you?
Anonomusturd 9
It's not like they're obligated to get/do anything for you. Even if you got/did something for them on their b-day and they don't return the favor, the rule is that you don't do it again next time and you officially no longer gift on b-days. A good friend is someone who will have your back. Like you, helping with notes is something a good friend would do. If they would do the same for you then you should appreciate them instead of making assumptions about what days they feel are important to celebrate.
CaptFuzzyNippl_2 16
Ask him to leave because you have uncontrollable Diarrhea,and wish for him not to hear you pooping from the next room over.Or simply tell him to leave because your parents wouldn't approve of him being there.