Today, I received a text saying, "I don't think we should be friends anymore. You're terribly depressing and you make everyone unhappy" followed by, "Oops, wrong person!" and then by, "Sorry, it really is for you". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received a text from my girlfriend in which she broke up with me. I was upset, but one minute later another text from her said, "Sorry, wrong person." FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I received a "Happy Birthday" text from my ex. I thought maybe she missed me, but when I replied with a polite, "Thank you," they responded with "Sorry, wrong person. However, fuck you." Ouch. Happy birthday to me, indeed. FML
Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML
Today, I was trying to break up with my boyfriend over text. I was being really careful to phrase it nicely, and I hit send with a sigh of relief. Except I sent the text to my mom, who now keeps sending me unsolicited advice about my "love life" with an occasional "You go, girl!" FML
Today, the person I've been sharing my most intimate feelings with finally got bored and let me know I've been texting the wrong number for weeks. FML
Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML
Today, a close, funny friend who has quite the attitude, received a long email from a long-time friend of hers, telling her how difficult she is. When I told her it doesn’t matter, that she is still wonderful, she went off on how bad a friend I am for saying that, and then deleted me off WhatsApp. FML
Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML
Today, I sent a cute, jokey text to my girlfriend saying, "Just in case the world ends, I love you." Not only did she dump me because I was an "idiot for believing in the doomsday", which I don't, she also wrote a Facebook status about it. Now everyone thinks I'm mentally unstable. FML
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paradoxparadise 11
Text back: "Who are you again? I forgot, I have so many assholes in my contacts."
UnoriGal 17
Actually, this IS pretty depressing compared to other FMLs that just talk about inconveniences like anal seepage. It's quite depressing to find out your friends would rather ditch you than help you out if they think you sound sad all the time, that'd usually be the cue to ask if anything's wrong, not dump them. ): Also, am I the only one who thought the first comment was being sarcastic?
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Comments (59)
pikachulove14 14
That happened to me about 2 months ago.I sowwy :( I'll be your friend.
SimplyAshleii 11
No friend should ever be that rude no matter what. I hope you do find a friend who appreciates you as you're probably great. its their lost.
worldclassrager 41
Depressing...happy...then back to depressing... Hope you have better friends OP...and best friends will stay by your side like a dog..,
Simoneaux17 11
Time for some new friends. Sorry bud!
Spyfiction 6
I feel bad for you anonymous
Rahii_nami 10
they are not ur real frnds ... just **** them...
Cheezes 7
Well that went horribly.
lasedkiddo 5
dont be that person, get Direct tv ®
eikaj92 1
a similar thing happened to me about a month ago. it really messed me up for a while because I considered the guy who sent the text to be one of my closest friends. but eventually you just have to realize that some people don't know how to handle situations (regardless of the specifics) the right way and can go about it in a hurtful way but you can't get too down about it. I'm sure you have plenty of better friends OP, hang in there!
PikarooArtist 17
You do mean ex friend right? Sounds like a butt, get friends that love hanging around with you