Today, I was delivering packages to patients in the hospital for my job. My boss gave me a room to deliver to, and I dropped it off as usual, but my boss gave me the wrong room number. I had to walk in, apologize, and take back balloons and a stuffed animal from a crying 6-year-old patient. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML
Today, I was delivering packages as usual for work. I was dropping off a large letter to a hot girl. Before I turned to leave the girl opened her mouth to say something. Instead, she just vomited all over me. Her letter was my first delivery of the day. I had to finish my job covered in puke. FML
Today, I frantically chased a customer down the parking lot, because they had left their package at my register, only to find out that the whole time I was chasing the wrong person. FML
Today, I worked a night shift at the hospital so long that I started putting things in the wrong pockets. I realized at 4 a.m. that I had taken a patient’s pen, my own phone charger, and two packaged crackers home in my scrub top. I also left my badge in the fridge next to the milk. FML
Today, I went to the hospital to visit my aunt and her newborn baby. The receptionist gave me the room number, and I went and my aunt was in the bathroom so I cuddle the baby, only to find that the woman who came out of the bathroom was a complete stranger. I was holding her baby. FML
Today, I received a package labeled “Confidential.” Excited, I opened it in front of my coworkers, thinking it was a PR gift. It was the new toilet seat I'd mistakenly sent to my work address instead of my house. FML
Today, while I was home sick from work, my neighbor got packages delivered. Our apartments have had a lot of thefts lately so, being neighborly, I brought her stuff inside to wait. When she came home, I gave them right to her. Instead of thanking me, she told the office that I was the thief all along. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask my boss why the flowers I got her for her birthday the other day were in the conference room and not her office. She told me she was allergic to them and she had such a bad reaction that it made her go home early. I made my boss sick on her birthday. FML
Today, I walked into my hotel room, took off my coat and started unpacking. Ten minutes later, an older couple walked in, holding luggage. I'd gone into THEIR room. The receptionist gave me the wrong fob. They were surprisingly calm, but I had to explain why I’d already used one of their towels. FML
Today, I was expecting an important delivery for a party I'm having tonight. I was in the shower when the doorbell rang. In my haste, I slipped and ended up with a bunch of little cuts and bruises. Turns out, it was someone trying to leave a note saying it would be delivered tomorrow. FML
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mich23 10
oh damn thats just wrong, your boss shoulda went and got if back
SpunkT 0
#2 ... a six year old? What the hell is wrong with you. Poor kid.
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Comments (175)
nickk_v 0
WOww. idk how people could say you deserved that one, you obviously did nothing wrong. Some people are just ASSHOLES and love to disagree with everything.
kaseyface 0
#66, no...
_violet_ 0
can't you just get more balloons and another stuffed animal? how hard is that?
starmine 0
Poor kid, seriously. I feel really sorry for him. I mean, it's bad enough to be in the hospital but to have that done to him? Boss needs a serious kick in the groin.
Angelol_fml 0
agreeing with #95, shoulda bought another bear for the child. A little more labor, but hey, you'll feel better about yourself
motto_fml 0
awww couldnt you have given them one balloon?
linacool15 0
aw i would've left them there..
wellthatsagiven 0
"today i got a bear and balloons. turns out they had been fondled by another patient and i now have a disease on top of getting my tonsils out. FML" - kid in other room (can't help it, all i think when reading this is "that's so not sanitary...")
whocaresnotme 0
that's just evil. make the boss give the kid another
jdkfgkjdfb 0
? Poor kid. You should buy him/her some new balloons and a teddy bear to make up for it. Or tell his/her parents about it and that he/she would really like it.