Today, I went out to a restaurant to meet a girl that I met online. When I arrived, I texted her and she said she was wearing a blue shirt. The only person that was wearing anything blue was a fat man smiling in the corner. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML
Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML
Today, I met my online date at a café. As soon as I walked in, I walked straight up to the wrong person, and launched into a 2-minute ramble about how excited I was to finally meet him. He just blinked and said, “I’m married.” My actual date was sitting right behind me, albeit a similar but not as good looking man. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, I was supposed to meet up with a girl I met on a dating app and had been chatting with. We exchanged the classic, "I'll be here and wearing this." At the location, a girl from a distance, wearing the described outfit, was checking me out. I immediately bailed out. Not only she is 9, she is also a student of mine. FML
Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML
Today, I was at work at Panera. A blind woman came in, ordered, and said other blind people were going to come in soon, because they were having a meeting. Later, a man came in and asked if any other blind people had showed up. I told him there was just one in here wearing a blue shirt. FML
Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML
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hippo1234 19
Was your "girl" a guy or did she ditch you?
wifie86 8
Heard of the MTV show "Catfish"? Lots of people pretend to be someone else. It happens to a lot of people. Sorry it happend to you :(
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Comments (118)
strawberrywine22 30
Is there maybe a chance you got the wrong restaurant? If not, I'd find the most obese woman with the most chins, and pay her to go in my place.
lovealwayssam 14
skype, my friend. actually any form of video chat. rule number one.:)
hendix 17
As discussed on the earlier comments, video chatting proves nothing these days because there are macros that can swap out your image in a live video feed.. So Skype doesn't mean it's legit
NioBerry 7
I just ask for a photo of outside and current time if you are in same area background can tell u if it is current and time shows you when they took it simple yea and if the take it and send it no time to edit
PerditaDessa 38
If they have a phone with photo apps they can add text to the picture to look like a timestamp, and it doesn't take long for someone to do that. The outside bit is smart, but not fool proof.
xtcolin 7
Did he at least have a big rack?
HitchHiker42 18
Just walk away, OP. Just walk away.
baba01_fml 17
Well he's still the same person, go sit down and say hello!
jem970 19
Does the fact that the "she" is actually a "he" really mean they are the same person? Not really.
baba01_fml 17
Was a joke, "same person on the inside" kinda thing
Aydens_mommy91 4
The connection may not of been the same but if he was honest about what they talked about a friendship may come out of it. Just hopefully op didn't send any inappropriate pictures or he might get some funny looks Lolz
thewife5 19
I wouldn't start a friendship with someone that deceiving.
buddy51 23
OP- Just to make my pain at your pain less, I'm going to imagine the guy who catfished you as Peter Griffin... See, that makes it MUCH better, doesn't it? At least for me it turns your encounter into a comic fantasy. For you, well, you need some eye-bleach and mind-erase or your online dating's going to be forever damaged....
StanSmith2013 26
Proof that everything on the Internet is not what it seems!
ni0ve 9
she probably saw you and lied. sorry
SuperDanielNL 23
The internet, where men are men, women are also men and teenage girls are FBI agents.
whY402Jay 12
Even males can become victims on blind dates. Sounds hot. I wonder if he had a bunch of bondage activities waiting back at home for you.