Today, I went out to a restaurant to meet a girl that I met online. When I arrived, I texted her and she said she was wearing a blue shirt. The only person that was wearing anything blue was a fat man smiling in the corner. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML
Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML
Today, I met my online date at a café. As soon as I walked in, I walked straight up to the wrong person, and launched into a 2-minute ramble about how excited I was to finally meet him. He just blinked and said, “I’m married.” My actual date was sitting right behind me, albeit a similar but not as good looking man. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, I was supposed to meet up with a girl I met on a dating app and had been chatting with. We exchanged the classic, "I'll be here and wearing this." At the location, a girl from a distance, wearing the described outfit, was checking me out. I immediately bailed out. Not only she is 9, she is also a student of mine. FML
Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML
Today, I was at work at Panera. A blind woman came in, ordered, and said other blind people were going to come in soon, because they were having a meeting. Later, a man came in and asked if any other blind people had showed up. I told him there was just one in here wearing a blue shirt. FML
Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML
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hippo1234 19
Was your "girl" a guy or did she ditch you?
wifie86 8
Heard of the MTV show "Catfish"? Lots of people pretend to be someone else. It happens to a lot of people. Sorry it happend to you :(
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Comments (118)
belladonna929403 0
Catfish
missathegirlwond 19
This is why people need to at least Skype with the person their talking to online. And if the other person refuses or keeps finding excuses not to, you know something's up and can shut that sucker down!
israelnotjacob 20
Yep, there are plenty of red flags like a person refusing to do a video chat. If you're not an idiot you should be able to figure out pretty quickly if you're talking to a phony.
Ynasia 5
Hahaha I'm sorry, but I found this hilarious...you really should video-chat first, even if you're a guy, these situations could be potentially dangerous.
Ayeasha 7
Honestly, I didn't catch that walk mistake until I saw the replies. I read it as walk when I read it. Lol
unwantedmemories 5
That is why taking online chat to real life meeting do have it's danger. It isn't any safer just because you are a guy.
al122397 13
I found him lol
Lilo4life 26
Have you not learned anything from catfish?? 50% of the people are gay old or fat people being lonely online.
Thr33to16 8
At least now you and thar dumb football playet can share your stories.
Jennypenny2016 5
Haha thats too funny
ninjajoehenes48 8
Must have felt pretty bad, like someone dropped a bomb on your plans. Hopefully someone will get that reference.