Today, I had a fancy dinner date with a really hot guy. Near the end of our meal, he asked if I wanted to go back to his place. As soon as we walked in the door, he started a religious debate with his roommate. It's been 45 minutes and it's still going. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date for the first time in almost a year. To keep things casual, he had a couple of his friends join. Oh and by a couple of friends, I mean a party of people from his church. I'm not religious. The date wasn't even half over before I was being preached to. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML
Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML
Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML
Today, I agreed to go on a date with this really nice guy. Halfway through the date, he started talking about his wife and kids. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML
Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML
Today, during a Tinder date, the guy spent a solid hour talking about the Tinder date he went on yesterday with someone else. Honestly, I only stayed to the end because the restaurant was excellent. The guy was actually confused when I split the bill and didn’t want to have sex with him. FML
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Top comments
FFML_314 12
Then leave.
Jimboom 12
Tell his flatmate that god said to go forth and multiply.. so unless he wants to go against god's word to get the hell out of your way so you can boink said guys brains out.
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Comments (126)
rileykins 0
that was to 24 btw, NOT 26. lmao.
porter12 0
good save on 28
darknut79 17
Sounds like something I would do =)
jessicams 0
Ever considering just cutting in by sitting your dates lap and then making out with him instead of getting on FML?
perdix 31
I saw this FML on Monday night on "The Big Bang Theory!" Penny, if you are going to date nerds, you are going to have to get into their nerdy ways. You should have helped Stew take on Sheldon in his Batman debate!
VolleyballSMASH 1
OMG! I was reading comments, and was going to post about that one!!! "Were going to have coffee, apparently." "Isnt it a little late for coffee?" "She says she has decaf."
nerdsgetmehot 23
Oh, Perdix. In my opinion, quite possibly your best comment yet! And Penny, Perdix is right: You should know enough about Batman by now to have joined in the discussion! Guys like that love an intelligent girl. And if you wanted to "have coffee" with Stew, you should have been more direct and just said it instead of masking it with silly innuendos. ;)
MyLifeIsGreat_ha 0
3 some. problem solved O_o
choupinette77 0
Show him you have a brain and get into the discussion. If you can make a valid argument maybe he will be impressed that you're actually smart and not some dumbass who is waiting to get banged by her hot date.
Jamesssy 0
Absolutely what #50 said.
PhillyFox 0
What #50 said. Either that or leave.
lovestrong 0
You deserve it for not appreciating that he is trying to win an argument in front of you. :) lmao, kidding (:
littlexlion 4
The OP's chosen name makes me giggle :)
LoNeWoLf2012 0
Tell him your out