Today, a freshman set off the fire alarm in my dorm at 2 a.m. He tried to microwave Easy Mac without adding water. I had to stand outside for 45 minutes while the firemen moved the noodles to the sink and ran cold water over them. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the fire alarm went off in my dorm. Not only was it 30 degrees outside, but I was in the shower. FML
Today, I tried to microwave a leftover burrito. I forgot to remove the foil it was wrapped in. The microwave went into overdrive in a dramatic display of sparks, the fire alarm went off, and I had to convince the neighbors at my door not to evacuate their apartments. I still haven’t eaten. FML
Today, I decided to make a toaster scramble. I thought it was bad enough when the pastry fell through the grate in the toaster over. Then it burst into flames. After 5 minutes of fanning the smoke away from the smoke detector, it still went off. Now my entire dorm building is outside in a snowstorm. FML
Today, while I was in a very important meeting on Skype, my apartment complex was evacuated due to the fire alarm going off. The reason was that my neighbor put a fork in his microwave due to him being extremely drunk. FML
Today, I spent an hour and a half trying to rid my house of smoke and burnt plastic smell because my little sister didn't know she was supposed to add water in the package of microwaveable mac and cheese. FML
Today, I was sleeping in my apartment when I woke up to the smell of smoke. Alarmed, I ran out to the kitchen to find my roommates trying to put out a fire on the stove. As soon as they saw me, they ran for it, informing me that it was my problem now. They used my good frying pan. FML
Today, I reheated leftover pasta at work. I forgot to crack a vent on the container and it exploded in the microwave. Sauce coated the inside, so I spent my lunch break scrubbing while coworkers waited awkwardly to heat their food. The smell is still hanging in the office air. FML
Today, I tried to make popcorn in the microwave but forgot to remove the plastic wrapper. The kitchen filled with smoke, the fire alarm went off and my neighbors came knocking to see if I was alright. When they asked what caused it, I had to admit that it was “Erm… popcorn.” FML
Today, I accidentally bumped into the fire alarm which set off a high pitched buzzing noise that could be heard throughout the entire dorm. It went on for at least two hours and none of the technicians could figure out how to turn it off. All the girls on my floor are mad at me. FML
Today, in Home Ec, I struggled to open the microwave for almost 10 minutes in front of the whole class. FML
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RetardedChipmunk 7
Damn FRESHMAN!!!!
schpanki 11
Damn freshman, cant even microwave noodles...
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Comments (150)
bamxitsxandreaa 8
Hahahahaha...don't blame the freshman...it happened to me once too, well almost did. It was like 4 am and I was running on 5 hour sleep and couldn't remember if I put water in the bowl or not :P lol.
Mr_Matsubayashi 7
Thanks to various members of my family, I have experienced this exact same event three times. One might think the water would be obvious but...
danx900 7
Reminds me when a freshman put cookies in a toaster last year. So dumb
perdix 31
He can't be held responsible. He should have settled for a shoeful of rice -- that could be very filling.
Tristan25_fml 2
Hahaha my brother did that n hes 12
hateevryone 15
if you don't know how to to cook it, don't try!!
perdix 31
I guess Easy Mac was too challenging for him. Someone ought to invent Brain-Dead Simple Mac for Morons.
alexloveyou_fml_fml 8
Or a How to make Easy Mac Easy for Dummies book
perdix 31
If the idiot was dumb enough to have an epic fail with Easy Mac, I don't think you'll reach him with a book. Maybe an episode of Teletubbies -- they can make bright babies retarded.
mr_inkredible 0
So he wasted a perfectly good thing of easy mac? What a punk
FlyingWhisps 5
I understand what you're going through right now, but if you could please take the time to call 1-800-NOMORON.com and report you lovely room mate. Together we can stop stupidity around the globe. *reloads shot gun*
docscientist 10
It's a number and a website in one? Technology is mystifying...
wwwowww 4
unlucky