Today, a freshman set off the fire alarm in my dorm at 2 a.m. He tried to microwave Easy Mac without adding water. I had to stand outside for 45 minutes while the firemen moved the noodles to the sink and ran cold water over them. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the fire alarm went off in my dorm. Not only was it 30 degrees outside, but I was in the shower. FML
Today, I tried to microwave a leftover burrito. I forgot to remove the foil it was wrapped in. The microwave went into overdrive in a dramatic display of sparks, the fire alarm went off, and I had to convince the neighbors at my door not to evacuate their apartments. I still haven’t eaten. FML
Today, I decided to make a toaster scramble. I thought it was bad enough when the pastry fell through the grate in the toaster over. Then it burst into flames. After 5 minutes of fanning the smoke away from the smoke detector, it still went off. Now my entire dorm building is outside in a snowstorm. FML
Today, while I was in a very important meeting on Skype, my apartment complex was evacuated due to the fire alarm going off. The reason was that my neighbor put a fork in his microwave due to him being extremely drunk. FML
Today, I spent an hour and a half trying to rid my house of smoke and burnt plastic smell because my little sister didn't know she was supposed to add water in the package of microwaveable mac and cheese. FML
Today, I was sleeping in my apartment when I woke up to the smell of smoke. Alarmed, I ran out to the kitchen to find my roommates trying to put out a fire on the stove. As soon as they saw me, they ran for it, informing me that it was my problem now. They used my good frying pan. FML
Today, I reheated leftover pasta at work. I forgot to crack a vent on the container and it exploded in the microwave. Sauce coated the inside, so I spent my lunch break scrubbing while coworkers waited awkwardly to heat their food. The smell is still hanging in the office air. FML
Today, I tried to make popcorn in the microwave but forgot to remove the plastic wrapper. The kitchen filled with smoke, the fire alarm went off and my neighbors came knocking to see if I was alright. When they asked what caused it, I had to admit that it was “Erm… popcorn.” FML
Today, I accidentally bumped into the fire alarm which set off a high pitched buzzing noise that could be heard throughout the entire dorm. It went on for at least two hours and none of the technicians could figure out how to turn it off. All the girls on my floor are mad at me. FML
Today, in Home Ec, I struggled to open the microwave for almost 10 minutes in front of the whole class. FML
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Top comments
RetardedChipmunk 7
Damn FRESHMAN!!!!
schpanki 11
Damn freshman, cant even microwave noodles...
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bubo_fml 11
Prospective employer: "So, what did you get out of your College education?" Freshman: "...Um...How to boil water?" ****...When I think of the future generations, I shudder with fear and apprehension...
StopDropNRoll 11
At least you weren't in the shower when the fire alarm went off. Seen it happen funny shit, nothing but a towel in 40 degree weather.
lajaynay 15
He was probably high. FHL though cuz now he's probably still hungry.
bad_chiquita 5
You know what's worse? Having to do that when you've got finals in the morning. True story.
cdsmoongal18 0
haha that happened to me my freshman year...one of the boys on my floor tried to microwave ramen noodles without water!
justanotherhuman 21
Dear OP, This event was pretty much a microcosm of how society operates in general: the dipshits are throwing monkey wrenches around, while professionals are busy going about handling whatever the situation is this time; all the while a disruption on the people who had nothing to do with it. Welcome to the front. FYL.
mattorama 15
It's amazing how dysfunctional some people are in college once they have to be on their own.
2dog 15
LOL!
jackassiddy 8
I guess for some people Easy Mac isn't all that easy..
docscientist 10
So, how did this blatantly sexist comment get thumbs up? Men can cook, but this guy cant even add water to easy mac. Additionally, by 6's comment, one should then infer that women belong in the kitchen since we as a species somehow have to eat.
docscientist 10
This was meant in reply of 6. Thanks for dropping my comment, Fml.