Today, I told my boyfriend the dentist said my blood pressure was high. He was more interested in the fact that the dentist took my blood pressure than my blood pressure being high. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my new dentist to get my teeth cleaned. He kept getting distracted, causing him to repeatedly stab me in the gums. He then had the nerve to tell me that I need to brush more, due to how I was bleeding just from his "routine examination". FML
Today, my doctor told me if my blood pressure gets any higher, he could use me to reinflate the air in his tyres. FML
Today, I came home from the hospital diagnosed with high blood pressure. It's caused by stress. My wife had a very long talk with my son about it. All the kid has been doing for the past 2 hours is scream at his Playstation. I'd rather be at the hospital. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'll infect him with it. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. I got a new dentist who started out a conversation about school. She asked where I went to school and if I liked my principal. After I told her I thought he was full of himself, she said she was married to him. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend thinks I'm too high maintenance because I have a chronic illness which requires frequent hospitalization. FML
Today, I was at the dentist's. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML
Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML
Today, during a brutal two and half hour dental procedure, the dentist kept saying my gums were inflamed, and bleeding a lot. The clichéd "You need to floss more!" tirade. After she was done, my gums were purple, bruised, and had a visible cut on them. But sure, the bleeding was from me not flossing enough. FML
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Top comments
michaelaranda 28
To be fair, its never happened to me or anyone I know, so I can relate to his shock.
nanxi 30
Well I've never heard of a dentist who takes people's blood pressure either.
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Comments (97)
blackonblight 33
I'd be more confused that a dentist took your blood pressure than I would be worried about finding out you have what is apparently a very common condition. Never knew they did that....
letsgooo_fml 23
Admittedly, I was too after I read the first sentence.
Mat2000_1 4
I've had my blood pressure taken by the dentist before, but as to my memory it was only one time. I'm not sure why.. And I was told my blood pressure was low. Maybe they're not too great at using that thing.
hedegi 6
I was shocked and amazed, also.
dcam13 19
This is this dumbest fml I've ever read.
mstoock 12
Would make sense if you were getting wisdom teeth out but for just a cleaning is weird.
TheHerosShade 15
I don't think it was a real dentist.
darkknight2705 1
I would be too
ChakatBlackstar 29
My dentist has done that for the past three years or so now. How long has it been since your boyfriend has been to the dentist?
sn284404 6
Well this would happen if dental sedation occurred