Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my room and we were kissing. He was being exceptionally aggressive and intense when my brother knocked outside my door, demanding I open it. He had to jump out while I was fumbling to fix my top and cover my marks with my hair. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents visited us. When everyone was chatting in the room, I needed to go to the bathroom. I got up and wanted to walk away when I sneezed, and farted at the same time. I thought they didn't hear it, until my boyfriend's brother said, "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML
Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, while I was in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been Facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML
Today, I overheard my brother telling my son and his male cousins, who all think he's a cool uncle, that, "Only women can sneeze and fart at the same time." I decided to intervene, and gave him a scolding of a lifetime in front of them. Let's just say, I had to sneeze while in the middle of it. FML
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jaxsk 0
Wow, you're a creep...
teek_fml 0
You were a pervert and you complained that you got caught? You're a freak to the highest extent.
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Comments (484)
just_laugh_along 0
Saying YDI does not even begin to cover just how much you deserved it.
yeahiknow0 0
Ew creeper
muffinkitty 15
op, I know it's tempting but keep ur dirty thoughts to yourself ;) seriously tho, dnt watch people change!! it's creepy!
reliopie 0
wat a creeper!
Lopeden 0
Two things, acceptable peeking when the door is cracked is how long it takes to walk by and clear your throat, any longer and that's really creepy, and dame grey keep it up, love the com ments
willthisonework 0
u r a creep i would probally take a glance
moms_mistake 2
let's look at this from HIS perspective, shall we? Today, I was at my friends house and I went in his room to change. As I finished dressing I sneezed. From behind the slightly open door, his sketchy sister says, "God bless you." I then had to tell her parents their child was a stalking freak. FML
amcphun 0
that's awesome haha. you must be ugly cuz he slammed the door in your face.
happypenguin7293 0
I think the other part of the fml was the fml. I slept over at my bestfriends house and I was changing in his room. I sneeze. I hear "bless you" from outside the door. his sister was watching. FML.
claiiire_fml 17
creeper.