Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in my apartment. The police knocked on my door asking if I've seen my neighbor recently. I haven't. The smell has been that of a dead person. It's a smell that even Febreze can't remove. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I cleaned my entire apartment hoping to find the source of the terrible odor I've been smelling for the past week. It's me. FML
Today, I finally determined the source of the horrible smell that periodically invades my apartment: there's nothing wrong with the plumbing as I previously thought, I can just smell my neighbors pooping in their bathroom on the other side of the wall. FML
Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML
Today, I returned home after a four day weekend at my parents' house. Upon entering by the front door, a horrid stench assaulted my nose. Hours later I still cannot find the source of the foul odor. I'm starting to wonder if this is how it's always smelled without my knowing. FML
Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML
Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bed that I've been sleeping on. FML
Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML
Today, I came home to a terrible smell in the apartment. Three hours, and a scoured kitchen later, I took the trash out. The smell was not my apartment, but from just across the alley; a neighbor had moved and emptied their fridge. Six more days of sunned milk until pickup. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird smell in my apartment. I checked everywhere but couldn’t find the source. After a while, I discovered the smell was coming from the pile of laundry I'd left in the corner, laundry that I thought was clean. It was the gym clothes I'd thrown in there three weeks ago. FML
Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
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Top comments
Curtieeeez 0
Oh dear me o_o RIP.
Will09 0
Gotta love the smell of dead people in the mornin!
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whyowhy26 3
YDI for killing him. kidding... "today, they found my body. i died 2 weeks ago but no1 noticed. all my neighbour can complain about is the smell. FM ex-L "
coffeennicotine 0
You're an ass. You should have sympathy for your neighbor not the smell in your apartment. Jerk off. You deserve worse than that.
Kira_Jenay 0
oh my ******* god. and lol to the comment above me
firewife1031 0
TIP: place opened containers of coffee grounds around your apartment, this will get rid of the smell. I work for the coroners office and deal with decomps daily. This always works for us and I'm always knee deep in it!!
nyangel 0
didn't you think that something might be wrong if the smell has persisted for 2 weeks? seriously. You would make the ideal neighbor for a serial killer that didn't want to get caught...you know like Dahmer's neighbors...they were plagued by the smell of a decomposing body (actually more than one) too.
urlifesbeeneffed 0
how did no one notice for two whole weeks?
carchick 0
this seriously needs just a tad more explanation. this is definitely a wtf moment.
WildBill1337 0
LMAO! gotta love dark humor!
kissezxoxo 0
how did they die?
ohhhhno 0
#10's entry was loltastic!!!!!!!!!!