Today, my girlfriend from high school contacted me, telling me we should hang out some time; I casually agreed. Two hours later she's on my doorstep in tears, wanting me to take her back. She's married with kids. I live four states away and haven't a clue how she found out where I live. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a girl I knew in high school who now lives out of state came to town to visit and stay over. We've been talking albeit romantically for the past few months. Not thirty minutes after we arrived at my place from the airport, her ex-boyfriend came by and she hopped in his car. I haven't heard from her since. FML
Today, I was visited by a high school friend who lives in another state. She was furious because I got married a few months ago, and she kinda had feelings for me. I had to ask her to leave. Here's the funny thing: she's been married for 4 years and they have a son, and she didn't even invite me to her wedding back then. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Today, after two months of being apart from my wife of five years, who'd returned to Panama to deal with a family issue, she innocently slips into conversation that she’s been hanging out with her high school boyfriend. When challenged, she responded, “You get to see me all the time!” FML
Today, I met up with my 'on again, off again' girlfriend of 4 years that I'm still madly in love with. We've been broken up for a few months and she's been dating someone else. We talked about possibly trying things again. When I got home, I found out she's engaged. FML
Today, I received a message on a dating app. It was the girl I'd always wanted to marry, but who disappeared from my life when we were younger. She went on and on about how much she missed me... and how much she wanted me to meet her husband and 3 kids. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I fell madly in love with 8 years ago. She disappeared from my life with no trace. Turns out she just finalized her divorce, has 2 wild kids, packed on 75 lbs, has $25,000 in debt and is taking meds to keep from going crazy. Now she wants me back. FML
Today, some girl from Colorado called me. She knew my name. My Facebook. I had no idea how she got my number. She then asked me out. I say, "Sure…" sarcastically. She then called my girlfriend, who also lives in Colorado. Our relationship is now over. FML
Today, the girl who I had a desperate crush on in high school 25 years ago, and who would never go out with me, told me that she was actually head over heels in love with me, but was so cripplingly shy that she couldn't say yes. She's divorced now. I'm married. FML
Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
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linstar 13
not as romantic as they make it look in the movies, is it.
IAMVINCE 11
Run.
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Comments (112)
finch01 18
take me back. you get a free family. oh by tbe way... ur fly is open
mccrightp 29
Sounds like she feels trapped in her current situation and is remembering her time with you as some "Golden Time". She probably needs needs quite a bit of marriage counseling. If sensitivity doesn't work, get a restraining and/or tase her ass!
Nintystar98 8
At first glance, I thought you had said "taste her ass" and I was just like WAT.
SynysterNero 20
Run dude.
woiz 11
technology brother technology !!!
1SxcBuNnii 10
Facebook does wonders now a days !!!
aaboydboyd 8
When I first read this, I thought you were a cradle robber...
Notyours007 9
Hahaha if you think about it like that, it totally makes sense lol
nognom 2
Hahaha. That's why you don't get back in touch with people from high school.
drsmith93 4
Awkward, going to have to move farther away
sabrinaacrow 26
Well someone has a stalker
skyeyez9 25
Two girls who lived across the street from me growing up: the older one has 7 kids by 4 different men, the younger one is pregnant with her 5th baby and with 2 or 3 different dads. Neither are married, and leeches off of the government drawing welfare. And they always lament how they are single and want to get married.....I think to myself, good luck finding a man to take on your brood of kids, your drug addiction, begging for handouts at churches only to sell the stuff for drug money. And when we were teens, they used to berate me because I wasn't sexually active and "cool" like they were. They are always trying to find men to marry.