Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML
Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML
Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I asked my boss a simple question about a problem I was having with a project I am currently doing. He replied: ''You don't worry your sweet little ass about it babe". My boss is my girlfriend's father. Nice. FML
Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML
Today, I realized that I know, all too well, what it feels like to have my over-middle-age boss's boob on my shoulder. FML
Today, my boss is now so comfortable with me that she doesn't even try to hide the fact that she goes digging for gold in her nose through every conversation we have. FML
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girrzimm 0
i'm pretty sure thats illegal
baydestrian_girl 0
OMG what a perv...lol
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spoonboy 0
A lot of you don't seem to realize that any sexual comment of ANY nature is inappropriate in the workplace. Since he was sitting on the edge of her desk, he probably had a good view down her shirt, so stop acting like she was walking around in just a bra or something. You can't expect women to dress like nuns all the time just because you can't control your own lust. Grow up. It WAS sexual harassment.
DJ375 0
sexual harrasment!! report him or blackmail him the choice is yours
lazorzpewpew 0
How is that high horse treating ya?
ohhhhshizzz 0
I love it when people say; he has a right to comment about her cleavage BUT she doesn't have a right to 'bitch' about it, on this site where people are SUPPOSED to do so. And it doesn't mean that she was wearing a low cut shirt. If you wear a certain type of shirt, from the front view you see no cleavage but if you are sitting on a desk or something like the boss in this you can see it because you are looking down. You'll even see a lot more because of the view. And yes we all know what dress code for women is, no need to write a paper about it.
Glazed 0
Sexual harrassment shouldn't even exist.
Guyoverhere 0
Keep up the good work
spoonboy 0
It's scary how many people actually think this is true, though.
lmmmr 0
double post
mattmag 0
If I went to work with part of my penis showing, I would expect my boss to comment. If a girl goes to work with part of her boobs showing, she should expect her boss to comment.
lmmmr 0
And if her ****** was showing you would have a point.
lmmmr 0
And there is a difference between saying "You are dressed inappropriately" and "Hey I like your penis, keep that up."
spoonboy 0
Penis /=/ boobs, genius.
hiphopapotamuz 0
Use that cleavage to get a promotion! Giggity
Colby_Colbert 0
F to the A to the K to the E
mattmag 0
This isn't sexual harassment, it's a compliment. If you don't want him to compliment your boobs, don't show them to him. He could just have easily have said "Your boobs are saggy and leathery. Cover them up."
lazorzpewpew 0
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lmmmr 0
What the **** is wrong with you, OP? Don't you know that unless you want to be sexually objectified and subjected to unnecessary ludeness you should be covered from head to toe? Don't you know that men are instantly rendered incapable of decency, respect and self-control in the presence of cleavage? Cover yourself or you deserve to be raped!!! /cleary sarcastic.