Today, I ran into my manipulative ex-boyfriend at a party. We were chatting and I mentioned that the guys I have been seeing lately all turn out to be jerks. He said, "Yeah well, you dumped me and don't deserve to be happy." Apparently he has been creeping and scaring off any guys interested in me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
Today, a guy approached me at a party. He made small talk and said he wanted to get to know me. I've had enough of men's bullshit after what my exes put me through, and chimed back with, "Why? So you can then leave me for someone else when you get bored with me?" I do this to every potential suitor, and I hate it. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend a few years after I slept with his boss and got him fired. He is now a multi-millionaire investor and won't take me back. FML
Today, I ran into my shitlord of an ex at the store. He took one look at me, yelled, "You cheating bitch!" in a wounded voice, then walked away, fake-crying. I got so many dirty looks. The worst part is that I dumped him last month for cheating on me with my "best friend." FML
Today, I was coming home from a date, I saw my ex standing in my drive-way. He had dumped me 2 months ago saying he couldn't talk me. To make him jealous, I made out with my new guy before greeting him. Turns out he couldn't talk to me because he had had cancer and had been afraid to tell me. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, my cheating ex is telling everyone she knows that I'm a stalker, abuser, and manipulator. I was always there for her and was trying to talk to her. The other guy was the guy she lost her V-card to in high school. He deals drugs, and beat his ex, even her back in the day. She has nothing but praise for him. FML
Today, I made my way to a bar for a first date with a guy I had been talking to online. It turned out he was actually my ex-boyfriend in disguise, trying to get revenge for dumping him. FML
Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
Today, I was going to end a thing I had with this guy. It turned out that he got back together with his ex-girlfriend and was just using me as a back up. FML
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brownlace 0
not sure why you still communicate with this guy...
ladyme_fml 0
yeah.... why are you still talking to him? Obviously he's a stalker and a creeper and a little freak.
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Comments (80)
strawberryspacejam 11
Prototype12 is full of win Drummer389000 you need to stop taking his joke seriously. Tons of people do that here
hbblondie17 0
i wouldn't go anywhere alone with him if I were you he sounds like the guy from prom night haha
KittehSayzRAWR 0
You ran into him at a party? Did anyone die?
yankeegirl123 0
wow... u should go to some krav maga classes incase he goes crazy
DeservedIt 0
You obviously did something to him. I'm sure he was a nice guy until you toyed with him and then broke his heart for the fun of it. I can't blame him for wanting revenge.
exoticfuck 0
you are a douchebag >.> shouldnt have dumped him, should of made him dump you .
canzo378 0
kick his balls really hard!!!
GoToCheatingNetw 0
it's your fault for chosing to go out with a douche like that in the first place :|
Bellak23 0
wow that's crazy
KGirl123 3
what a douche lol