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This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Brooklyn, United States
Creative new ways to be a shitgibbon
Today, my boyfriend announced to me he was sleeping with another girl via alphabet soup. FML
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saba_ajira 29
Well that's a creative way to get the message across...
XlDeathshadowXl 13
I hope you left him a good note saying he's single in alphabet soup too. Sorry op :(
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Comments (121)
perdix 31
I guess board games don't have a monopoly on breaking the bad news.
mickeymousegirl 9
So sorry OP! At least he tried to break it to you in a creative way...
awkwardloveannie 28
how long ago did he cheat? that plan sounds thought out
Gangsterrface 10
If only people would use their creativity for good things, sorry OP
worldclassrager 41
Creative...sorry OP...maybe you can break up with him with alphabet cereal...
chosha_fml 27
Grammatically, you've said he was having sex with her via alphabet soup, which is hilarious to imagine, even if the real situation isn't.
KasiaLilith 13
#39- funny how lack of punctuation can change entire context of the message!
Enslaved 38
How many S,T,D were in that soup?
MathildeXD 8
That is so mean. Why did he do that? I mean spell it in an alphabet soup...
cat9574 1
Lmao I thought it meant that he was sleeping with a girl via alphabet soup I was like how?! but then I looked at the comments and the world made sense again.
aforbiddendance 23
That is quite.. creative. Bit it still sucks, OP.