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This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Brooklyn, United States
Creative new ways to be a shitgibbon
Today, my boyfriend announced to me he was sleeping with another girl via alphabet soup. FML
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saba_ajira 29
Well that's a creative way to get the message across...
XlDeathshadowXl 13
I hope you left him a good note saying he's single in alphabet soup too. Sorry op :(
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Roterun 7
That actually seems like it would take some skill to do
minna97 14
That would actually be so difficult....
Mynamewontfi 40
Well, at least he's creative, but he could have just manned up and tell you what he did.
ex_omer 17
That must be a BIG bowl of soup. Sorry OP, your bf is a jerk
iiTzNeeNerz 26
+1 for creativity. -20 for being a cheating douchewaffle.
pwnman 33
What a steamy situation!
phatdaddy62 23
No.
PenguinBitch 44
A is for Amber who I sleep with last Saturday, B is Beatrice, C is for Cyndi who I had a one-night stand right here in the big blue sea.
Jemm_fml 29
But alphabet soup isn't even a reliable form of birth control!
BntyHntrSeattle 30
AAAABBBSTINENNNNCCCE!!!!!
catharsis5 9
I have to applaud the guy for doing something difficult... but you do mean ex-boyfriend right?
rhysfucker 24
Better to be told via alphabet soup than stumble across the truth. He's still a cooterberry, though.
kinky44 28
I will be using the term "cooterberry" as my goto insult now
KasiaLilith 13
I am stealing your insult! *waiting impatiently for someone to piss me off*