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This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Brooklyn, United States
Creative new ways to be a shitgibbon
Today, my boyfriend announced to me he was sleeping with another girl via alphabet soup. FML
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saba_ajira 29
Well that's a creative way to get the message across...
XlDeathshadowXl 13
I hope you left him a good note saying he's single in alphabet soup too. Sorry op :(
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Sophie_Hart 9
How did he even get enough letters?
RedPillSucks 33
The girls had short names.
BreadmanToaster 5
Слежка полкам молвит воспользоваться водам?
andfyourstoo 15
I rather hope you stuck the letters where the sun doesn't shine OP.
superkahmiguru 3
he has talent
carelessxdanger 9
i hope you told him how you felt via fist to face.
brunbanan 12
Yummmmmm
conqueror57 11
How do you have sex by way of soup??
John_in_Oz 12
You do know that just because his alphabet soup had the letters 'Jo', it doesn't mean he was confessing to having had an affair with someone by that name, right?
Epikouros 32
You're right, Jo could have been short for John in Oz.
ericm87 3
Creative atleast
CrazyMelvin 14
Did he spell correctly?
RedPillSucks 33
Yes, but he used no punctuation.