Today, I was driving down a highway during rush-hour. I heard my phone ring and couldn't find it. I bent down to feel around for it and got in an accident and totaled my car. The ringing? A commercial on the radio. Where was my phone? On my dresser at home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML
Today, it wasn't until I heard something fly off the roof of my car and hit the trunk, then asphalt, that I remembered where I left my phone while unlocking the car door. FML
Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML
Today, I couldn’t find my phone as I left work, but knew it was on me since CarPlay connected. Later, the music cut out speeding up onto the freeway. I then recalled placing it on the roof as I loaded up the car. FML
Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML
Today, I got rear-ended trying to move off the road because I heard a police siren. It was the radio. FML
Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in the parking lot and it landed next to a car tire. As I reached to pick it up, the car backed up and ran over my phone and my hand. Hello, emergency room! FML
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Luckster 0
That's why you ignore the sound of ringing phones when you're on the road. Pull over next time.
bobsanction 18
The idea of trying to answer your phone while driving.
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Comments (180)
KIT0313 0
ははは、ドンマイw
itsme88 0
Uh, you ever heard of a little thing called a Bluetooth? Duh, YDI. Next time pull over....dumbass.
lordYDI 0
YDI on so many levels...
Lia_Mackenzie 4
I really hope you expected us to say YDI...'cause you REALLY deserved it. I have absolutely NO sympathy for you, OP. It's also really depressing that you're a guy - Usually we girls are the ones ******* up our cars because of cell phones... Massive FAIL.
wh4t3v3R 0
YDI, the reason states are passing laws that you can't be on your cell phone is 1st: so people like you don't do this and 2nd: you could have killed someone else! On another note: that is funny, I hate it when radio stations do that. Sirens, cell phones, car horns, screeching tires...gah, you'd think they'd have some respect for the 90% of their audience who are driving.
go_fuck_yourself 0
i agree with #54
DameGreyWulf 1
It's not just that reason that we should hate them, but also because by constantly playing false alerts in our faces and such, we actually become conditioned to IGNORE alerting noises.
icanfloat12 0
wow fyl dude !
lavidablows 0
Did you crash on the 101 today? Because if it was, you made me late for class.
TooBored13 0
YDI OP, hope your insurance is screwed. I had a women talking on her cell phone move over the line into my lane and clip my side view mirror. When I honked at her she got all prissy with me about disturbing her conversation until i cut her off and forced her to pull over. She was so wrapped up in her convo she hadn't even noticed clipping me. I chewed her out and she apologized and swore she would never talk on her phone while driving again. Studies show that it is actually far safer to be wasted and driving than on the phone and driving. If you cant take the responsibility of driving thousands of pounds of metal at speeds over a mile a minute seriously, you shouldn't be driving both for your sake and others'.