Today, my mother was re-enrolling me in school so she was required to fill out some paperwork. Later, she asked me, "What does caucasian mean?" I replied, "Why?" Apparently she didn't recognize the word, so she checked "Other" and wrote in "White". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to slowly and very seriously explain to my mother why there is no 'White History Month'. I can't believe we are actually related. FML
Today, I had to explain to my white girlfriend that dating me doesn't give her the right to call my mother the N-word. FML
Today, my mother continued her lifelong habit of talking to anyone who isn't white in extremely slow, exaggerated "caveman" English. She insists that she isn't being racist, but rather is helping. FML
Today, I was stuck on a campus tour with my subtly racist mother who, in an attempt to seem open-minded, deemed it appropriate to refer to our black tour guide as "Sistah". FML
Today, the parent of a student called to ask me about a homework assignment. At the end of the call, she told me that I seem to be losing my "Asian accent" from when she first talked to me in the summer. I was born in the US, grew up in NJ and speak perfect English. FML
Today, because no one else was willing to, I had to explain to my uncle that he's white, that I'm not his grandfather, and that he's mentally challenged. FML
Today, we had a substitute teacher. She was taking attendance and had trouble pronouncing my last name. When I corrected her, I heard her mutter under her breath about, “Goddamn Mexican immigrants…” I’m from Greek ancestry, born in the USA. FML
Today, I overheard my caucasian mother on the phone lamenting to a friend that her future grandchildren won’t “look American”. Any future grandchildren of hers would be half Lakota native. FML
Today, I went to see the school counselor to schedule my classes for school. She asked me if I knew how to speak English. My parents are Chinese and I don't even know how to speak Chinese. I've lived in America my whole life. Plus, I even spoke to her in English to ask about classes. FML
Today, my mom hit me in the face after an argument she didn't win. According to her, Mexican and American are languages, and not dialects or nationalities. She even argued with my teachers, and threatened to remove me "from a school full of uneducated people" after they told her I was correct. FML
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Top comments
macfluffers 0
That's so ridiculous! XD It's funny how some people don't know common ideas.
bitchtits 0
yea F your mom's life, glad you're going to school...she clearly didn't
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Comments (102)
Madstar744 0
Lucky you managed to grow up as an intelligent person under your mother's care (no offense to your mum, I'm just assuming that she's kinda.... )
smallbarkbigbite 0
haha thats funny
Late_night83 25
why couldn't u have just answered her...?asshole. instead of asking why. if u know she's filling out paperwork, it was a simple question.
G6chick 0
Yo mama so dumb she don't know what race she is
acidburnz1107 10
Not sure if this is true but i heard schools can get grants for having native American kids enrolled. Mine are native American and white so i check off both when doing their paperwork. My son is in primary school(prek 3 yr holds - 4th graders). He will be in middle school next yr and i have to reen
acidburnz1107 10
104 olds*
acidburnz1107 10
Err not loving the posting today LOL 104 reenroll him*
loginword123 0
Omg this is now my favorite FML!!!
strawberryspacejam 11
drake and josh anyone?
TheRippah 5
Caucasian means white right?...hey that rhymed!
fantasyworld 39
F her life.