Today, I was called in to work on my day off to cover for a co-worker because she was busy getting it on with my brother. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got roped into work on my day off because the two new guys weren't showing up. My boss promised that I would get tomorrow off if I did, so I said okay. However, as soon as I came in and got all ready to go, guess who came in? FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, I got called into work on my day off. I ended up being written up for being 15 minutes late to a shift I didn't even have. FML
Today, I was sick, so I went into work to see if I could get my shift covered, instead of just calling in. I ended up working an extra hour. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Today, I called into work because of a family emergency. My boss was understanding; my coworker? He tore me a new one because his wife wanted him to take the day off, which he didn't because it was going to be a tough day at work. He also threatened to find a way he could get me fired. FML
Today, I covered for my friend at work because he said he was having car troubles and was going to be late. Two hours into the shift, I got a call from my roommate asking why my girlfriend had moved out. Turns out, I'd covered my friend's shift so he could help my girlfriend move out behind my back. FML
Today, I was sick, so I emailed my co-workers with a list of my hours, asking if anyone would be willing to cover them for me. I only got one hour covered, and that was during a day I don't even work. FML
Today, I had to work a double shift after my relief called in "sick" just so he could go to a party. FML
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604 11
Sounds like you both got dicked around.
ssnow_fml 20
To me, that's not a good enough reason to call in. If they gave a different one then I would totally throw them under the bus about it.
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Comments (24)
ThrottleJockey 36
Sounds like you both got the shaft.
KaylaTackett 18
This is why I don't answer the phone when work calls me on my day off.
littlefoott69 14
your brother gets laid and you get paid..sounds like a deal to me
jelrid 30
Sounds like your brother ****** HER life.
Grandiablo 2
I agree with Kayla...you have no obligation to answer work stuff on a day off...and if they nag about it just rell them that your co-worker-miss-bitch is not ill at all...best if you get proof to show
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Your brother thanks you.