Today, and for the last two weeks, I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a two week notice for our relationship. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, I was reading comments on an FML, and saw some made from my girlfriend's account. Now I know she's one of those people who say "Dump him!" even when the situation clearly doesn't warrant dumping. Looks like I might be in for a sudden breakup in the future. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML
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Top comments
FlickMyBean 0
You're just looking for drama, and your girlfriend has the best sense of humor. She's a keeper, but not for you.
ALQ_fml 13
Wow. That's really nice. If you want to break up - break up. No need to turn yourself into an asshole in the process.
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Comments (75)
DWdizzy 0
sounds like a nice girl actually
jyn_fml 0
she's a keeper.
thongar 0
Haha. Awesome girlfriend.
jamers113 0
i hate it when guys do that..it's better to just break up instead of acting like an ass and making the girl feel bad.
rwac07 0
duuuude she sounds like an awesome gf, she's a keeper, but not for an asshole like you.
murph_fml 21
I'm not sure if you're a bigger pussy or douchebag.
jayemdoubleyou 1
You're a dick.
AshleyLong 0
I thought this only happened on TV.
ahhtrinibabe122 3
I hope she dumps u
superwolfeg 0
Hmmm sounds like my sisters a** hole of a boyfriend