Today, and for the last two weeks, I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a two week notice for our relationship. FML
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Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, I was reading comments on an FML, and saw some made from my girlfriend's account. Now I know she's one of those people who say "Dump him!" even when the situation clearly doesn't warrant dumping. Looks like I might be in for a sudden breakup in the future. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML
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FlickMyBean 0
You're just looking for drama, and your girlfriend has the best sense of humor. She's a keeper, but not for you.
ALQ_fml 13
Wow. That's really nice. If you want to break up - break up. No need to turn yourself into an asshole in the process.
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Comments (75)
lsdesign 0
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This happened to me too! That's why I broke up with her, because she was exceptionally dumb.
bugmenotmofo 34
Or you're exceptionally an asshole.
OuchThatsHarsh 0
You're a buttface. That's horrible!!! Of course she's "finding you exceptionally funny" because she's trying not to be a buttface too and she you that it hurts, Douchebag.
trinity312 0
Don't forget to screw her best friend and then forget her birthday. That should really drive it home. Douche.
whjmsical 0
you're lucky to have her then.
collar50 0
Further proof that half of the women out there hate themselves.
24788 7
She's probably trying to avoid it.
rachelbrianna25 0
yeah i agree with #19. You should stand up & say look we need to talk. If she doesn't get it, then walk away & don't answer her calls.
girlnamedkris 0
Wow dickwad. Who does this? Honestly. You ass.
123sploosh 0
you are a ****. i agree with 6 go die please
SinfulRose 0
wow be a man and dump her dumbass =)