Today, and for the last two weeks, I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a two week notice for our relationship. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, I was reading comments on an FML, and saw some made from my girlfriend's account. Now I know she's one of those people who say "Dump him!" even when the situation clearly doesn't warrant dumping. Looks like I might be in for a sudden breakup in the future. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML
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Top comments
FlickMyBean 0
You're just looking for drama, and your girlfriend has the best sense of humor. She's a keeper, but not for you.
ALQ_fml 13
Wow. That's really nice. If you want to break up - break up. No need to turn yourself into an asshole in the process.
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Comments (75)
schindler12345 24
Wow I'd sure hate to be your girlfriend f her life.
rhastafish 13
She only finds you funny cause she loves you asshole wash your mouth out with a revolver
thebiteof87 27
Just break up once and for all.
teacupofsunshine 29
Man up, cut the bs! You owe that to her at least .
AlexisPaige1124 16
Just do it, pussy.
fantasyworld 39
Just break up don't be a douche bag about it.
Surewhatever 36
Sometimes a situation is more complicated! I lived with a bf and 2 friends for a while, but really wanted to get out of the relationship. But I didn't want to hurt his feelings or cause major drama in the whole house. So I acted really bitchy for a few days. He broke up with me, thinking it was his idea. Everyone seemed better off and I would do it again.