Today, and for the last two weeks, I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a two week notice for our relationship. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, I was reading comments on an FML, and saw some made from my girlfriend's account. Now I know she's one of those people who say "Dump him!" even when the situation clearly doesn't warrant dumping. Looks like I might be in for a sudden breakup in the future. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML
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Top comments
FlickMyBean 0
You're just looking for drama, and your girlfriend has the best sense of humor. She's a keeper, but not for you.
ALQ_fml 13
Wow. That's really nice. If you want to break up - break up. No need to turn yourself into an asshole in the process.
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Comments (75)
littlexlune 16
You deserve it for being too chicken shit to just come out and say it.
Baajuju 10
breakups dont require prep. you just breakup. YDI because your a bitch.
Kain713 14
You're an ass.
derpy_batman 4
Just do it if you're going to... Douchebag
ehollow5000 6
**** you life? **** her life for having to deal with your shit. That is so mean, she is way too nice to you. I feel sorry for her not for you. Omg, she is so stupid, but it is because she wants to hang on to your love by laughing at your jokes about her. Just realize how ****** up this is, let her go.
shaunr40k 20
Dick.
liu_meng 4
maybe your exgirlfriend will be your forever friend, so donot hurt
CaroAurelia 12
Dude, just grow a pair and break up with her...
themetalstickman 19
You're lucky she has a sense of humor. If you want to break up, just break up, you asshole.
X_KassidyRose_X 12
But Op's username they could be a girl so why are there comments saying man up? That's quite sexist to assume they are in the wrong so they must be a man. Even though it's more common for it to be a boy and girl you should be more open minded