Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that the guy I've had a crush on for almost 6 months at work is significantly younger than me. So young that I could have been his babysitter growing up. He's 21, I'm 34. FML
Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him, "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML
Today, I found out my most attractive co-worker has a crush on me. I'm 53. She's 16.. FML
Today, I met my older sister's cute male roommate. Everything was going smoothly until he asked if I was her mother. I’m only 20. FML
Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML
Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML
Today, I was in the store when a man started chatting me up. He was good looking and charming. He asked, “So, what are you, 22-23?” I saw him visibly recoil in disgust when I told him my real age. I’m only 35, he was about 50, but he acted like he couldn’t runaway fast enough. FML
Today, I'm 20 years-old and I was propositioned by a 42 year-old man, who turned out to be my dad's friend who helped care for me when I was 2 to 7 years-old. FML
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, the guy I met on Tinder texted me about our date tomorrow. He seemed nervous. I come to find out his mom overheard us talking on the phone and wants to meet me. I said OK, that’s not big deal. That’s when he told me that he’s actually 17. I now hate myself because I’m 26. FML
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Top comments
Enslaved 38
MILFs need loving too.
aliezzo 19
At least he's legal.
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Comments (88)
vikky538 29
Do you like him?
MrJenksMan 1
So what... Age is nothing but A number
KaraDean 1
Go for it! Age is just a number and YOU might learn a thing or two from him. He's lea gal, not your son, and has a job. Enjoy!
cookie1207 19
Why is this FML? GO FOR IT! Have fun!! If he is willing G O F O R I T !!!
StephenStrangeMD 3
Get some girl!
vlalam 24
milf, cougars, divorce, etc.. words that were invented just for this purpose I guess
nutella4life 14
nothing wrong with being a little bit of a cougar
limegreenpoopie 31
What's stopping ya? He's legal :P
elizacandle 29
he's 18, not 15- no shame.
loonygooon 2
Take it as a compliment! You look young!!:)