Today, my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands up my shirt in order to "feel me up" he started rubbing around my whole torso. When I asked him what he was doing, he replied, "Well I was looking for your boobs but… apparently you have none." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my crush's house. We were watching a movie when suddenly he started kissing me. As it deepened he began to feel around. He was groping my armpit the whole time but I was too embarrassed that my underarm could pass for my boobs to redirect him. FML
Today, I started hooking up with a guy I've liked for a while. We got pretty into it and he went into my underwear, looking confused. When I asked him what was wrong, his response was: "I can't find it." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my crush and wanted to see what he thought of me. Instead of asking him straight, I tugged at my shirt, saying ''I don't know why I wear this top. I always look awful in it." He said, "Are you fishing for a fat joke?" FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML
Today, I was hooking up with a guy for the first time and he told me I was in luck. When I asked why he replied, "I like little boobs." FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, my crush came over and we began to fool around. He started to kiss my stomach, and just when I was getting into it, he pulled away with a disgusted look on his face, wiped his mouth, and said, "We'll continue this when you get rid of all your bellybutton lint." FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
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partake_fml 2
Yeah, so what? Do the same with his dick/muscles.
kingnor 0
do you have small boobs? what was he expecting, they'd be bigger underneath your shirt or something. Small boobs are hot, don't waste time with a guy who won't appreciate them.
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Comments (174)
sh_tf_ck 0
Your "crush" sounds like a dick lol.
try_for_me_love 0
:o
renaissance15 0
damn serious burn
paperbagprincess 0
My worst fear.
wickedsick 0
What a ****** dick. Do guys ever realize that saying something like that isn't gonna get them any?
tempest1944 0
Some guys are COMPLETE idiots.......I'd wanna punch this guy in the face. Very rude, very disrespectful. I'm very disappointed in my gender sometimes.
tempest1944 0
Let me just say this. However a girl's breasts are shaped, DOES NOT MATTER in the scheme of things. Accept her as she is... This goes to all guys here saying "grow your boobs", "implants", etc. Its quite pathetic.
love_revived 0
This was really hilarious and made my day....but too bad the guy had to ruin a good moment for you. =P
Ribky 0
That is really funny... mean... but funny. Unfortunately most guys don't realize that the sort of jokes they can make around other guys are just not quite as funny when said in the "heat of the moment" with a girl. Tends to ruin the mood... and get you slapped in the face.
allornothing93 0
that sucks...atleast people know your boobs are real...i am 16 with a 36DD and i am 4'11"....people always think they are fake. Be proud to be natural!....nothing against implants tho