Today, my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands up my shirt in order to "feel me up" he started rubbing around my whole torso. When I asked him what he was doing, he replied, "Well I was looking for your boobs but… apparently you have none." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my crush's house. We were watching a movie when suddenly he started kissing me. As it deepened he began to feel around. He was groping my armpit the whole time but I was too embarrassed that my underarm could pass for my boobs to redirect him. FML
Today, I started hooking up with a guy I've liked for a while. We got pretty into it and he went into my underwear, looking confused. When I asked him what was wrong, his response was: "I can't find it." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my crush and wanted to see what he thought of me. Instead of asking him straight, I tugged at my shirt, saying ''I don't know why I wear this top. I always look awful in it." He said, "Are you fishing for a fat joke?" FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML
Today, I was hooking up with a guy for the first time and he told me I was in luck. When I asked why he replied, "I like little boobs." FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, my crush came over and we began to fool around. He started to kiss my stomach, and just when I was getting into it, he pulled away with a disgusted look on his face, wiped his mouth, and said, "We'll continue this when you get rid of all your bellybutton lint." FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
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partake_fml 2
Yeah, so what? Do the same with his dick/muscles.
kingnor 0
do you have small boobs? what was he expecting, they'd be bigger underneath your shirt or something. Small boobs are hot, don't waste time with a guy who won't appreciate them.
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Comments (174)
haitilover 0
funny I got bigg boobs
cmr8128 0
dayum
skyeyez9 25
Large boobies will be saggy orangutan ******* in 30 years.
Ugi 27
If you are really built like an ironing board with two peas on it then he could hardly be surprised at what he found. If not then he's just being narrow-minded and pointlessly insulting. Either way, he's an idiot. I knew a girl at college who was so flat she couldn't wear a training bra, but she was perfectly popular and found a guy easily enough. My wife is an A-cup and you won't catch me complaining. You need to find a new guy. FYL
daeemann 1
Ha ha. He's dumb. If he doesn't like small-chested woman, why did he waist your time. He should have just gone looking for larger breasted women. I don't think you guys are compatible w/ each other.
beerankin 0
Do what #1 said, and then punch him in the face!
MissPuppettear 0
Wait a minute.... You let the guy you like who you're not even dating feel you up? Wtf
aznpink7 9
"Why aren't you hard yet?" "Is it in?"
memyselfnpms1 7
I would slap him if I were you
truecountrybitch 22
don't feel bad I don't have any either