Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML
Today, I was tailgated on the highway. There was a car in the lane next to me, and my tailgater was WAY too close to risk slowing down, so I sped up in order to switch lanes, which bumped me over the speed limit. That's when my tailgater turned on the flashing lights. FML
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML
Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML
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Someone_somewere 7
hahahahahahaha that's what you get YDI
Eternity_fml 0
Karma's a bitch.
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Comments (138)
princesspanda06 0
hahaha sucks for you! YDI
Nate25 0
road rage is a stupid thing for sad people... YDI for getting pissed off for being a selfish brat not knowing how lucky you are that you have a car and can get anywere faster than ever thought possible... todays society is confused -_-
Shyman4ever 0
Karma owned your stupid ass
Mustakrakish 0
YDI. Drivers like you make me wish I had a rocket launcher equipped to my car. Kindly cut up your license and never get behind the wheel of any drivable vehicle ever again.
Essentials 0
Immature. Retarded. Dumbass. These are just a few words that define your future.
AshleyRose784 0
hahaha, YDI completely
thedorkofthecent 0
you completely deserve that!
andrewms 0
I personally think that the guy that waved to you deserves to be hung by his intestings and his sides gutted out with a pitchfork all while his eyes are being consumed by birds for driving slow... FYL for getting caught, YDI for breaking the law (I'm assuming speeding).
SimpleSimon 0
I love it when dickheads like the OP follow me on my bike.... I let them follow me to a spot where they won't be able to pass, then slow down to about 5mph, give them the 2 finger salute, and yank the throttle open. I can be doing 60 again by the time they're doing 30 =)
atenza 0
#144 i am going to laugh when you get shot for doing that and OP that sucks speed limits are meant to be a minimum;)
SimpleSimon 0
I'll take my chances
berrrnadette 0
I made a FML account just so I could tell you that you're an asshole. You're an asshole.
xFusionBluex 0
I guess the guy in front of you clearly saw the cop... YDI for wanting to get to wherever u wanted to go quicker... prob wasn't worth the ticket huh...