Today, as I was pulling out of the school parking lot I was blasting my music and feeling pretty awesome, I got a few honks and felt even cooler. Until some lady pulled up next to me and told me I had left my binder on the roof and all my papers were all over the road behind me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was driving out of the student parking lot I saw people laughing. Then the old security lady yelled for me to stop. She told me my books were on the top of my car but one had already fallen off. I looked in my rearview mirror and saw all of my school papers flying everywhere. FML
Today, I took my binder on a short road trip two hours away from my home, so that I could study for my upcoming finals. When I got home, I realized I that had left my binder all the way there, containing my notes, classwork, homework, finals notes, etc. FML
Today, my book bag was so heavy that it set off my car's passenger detection system in the front seat. I had to buckle in my textbooks. FML
Today, I went to the bookstore. While I was in line, I heard everyone talking about how a book cart had gotten loose and rolled down the parking lot into a car, smashing the front. It was my car. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, the car in front of me in the drop-off area at my son's school parked, and the driver got out. I basically leaned on my horn and gave her every dirty look in the book. She said nothing but stared at me as she opened the back of her van to unload her child's wheelchair. I'm an asshole. FML
Today, I forgot to take my wallet off the roof of my car and drove away, onto the highway. A man behind me began flashing his lights and waving his arms. I thought he was freaking out because I cut him off. I flipped him off. He was trying to tell me that all my money was flying down the road. FML
Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
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Top comments
RustedBuddha 0
YDI for being the douchebag who feels the incessant need to subject everyone else to your (probably crappy) music.
LevyLove 17
At least u got the attention u wanted so badly.
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codplayer69 0
This is for number 20 I know its kind of late to write this but i was reading through everyones comments and ran across you...FYI...no one listens to comments they read it..maybe you wont make to the next grade you cant even spell.."sais" is spelled s-a-y-s read it learn it and study it before you make fun of other people you dumb ass.
956TXking 0
ala verga guey...... no mames
ninafea 0
ósea me tapo una y me tapo la otra, no mames
mezsed 0
es me tapo un ojo, y me tapo el otro, y nada que ver wey... pero eso no tiene nada que ver con este fml...
cheap123 0
What do we text if we don't hate Snikerdoodles?
Shriven 0
Learn2drive. Should be checking your rear view at some point...
xSPiDERPiGx 0
snick.. u realise ur ripping on urself and agreeing with him? freak.
spermdump 0
what do you text if you hate everyone that hates snickerdoodles? i dont have an opinion of the girl, but she is a lot more bearable than you bumbling idiots. op, i'm not even going to say you deserved it because what happened to you after you acted like a dick wasn' punishment enough. had you said 'i ran into a bulldozer/a raging inferno/davy jones' locker' then maybe you would have deserved it. too mild, do better next time.
alex105 0
hay I agree 100% with snicks
streetwalkergirl 0
Ouch. I leave stuff on top of the car all of the time. Once it was my coffee, once it was my glasses x_x
Spewki 3
You felt cool because someone was honking at you? I only honk at someone if they drive like an asshole. Blasting music so that every person that's trapped next to you at a stoplight is forced to listen to your music counts as driving like an asshole, by the way.
iwadasn 33
You think that if people honk at you, they're telling you they think you're cool? I see some accidents in your future...