Today, I was talking to my boss and he said I was awesome. He went to fist bump me and I missed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML
Today, after a badly misjudged hand signal, I accidentally hit my boss in the face instead of high-fiving her. FML
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
Today, my boss came to my cubicle to give me my annual performance bonus. I was asleep at my desk. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, I was talking to my boss at the end of an awesome internship. He said he was really satisfied with my work, and that he had considered hiring me. Turns out he decided not to because I smile too much, and it freaks him out. FML
Today, my boss fired me for acting "inappropriately" at work. I gave him a hug. He's my dad. FML
Today, my boss reprimanded me for a huge screw-up that he was responsible for. FML
Today, I went to work in my best outfit for the big corporate party we were having later in the day. When I arrived, my boss said, "You missed one hell of a party yesterday!" Shit. FML
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Top comments
NessieMonster188 17
I guess you're not so "awesome" after all
DocBastard 40
So we went from a handshake in the 70's to a high-five in the 80's to a fist bump now. What the hell is next? "Hey, great job!" *grabs ankles*
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Comments (85)
ManInTheMachine 20
No you're not dude, don't lie. But seriously, how bad is your hand-eye coordination that you completely missed? Sounds like you've let half of your life go by without doing much to practice your HIC.
olpally 33
How do you miss a fist bump?? Come on, man! Lol. I'm so disappointed in you!
advent2060 4
Lol naw ur still awesome cuz this fml is awesome since it sounds like u turned a fist bump into a face punch! Very awesome I woulda loved to see that in action haha
DocBastard 40
How you managed to type an entire paragraph with only one bit of punctuation is beyond me. Punctuation, it seems, is beyond you.
kozzard 17
So is basic spelling, apparently.
buddy51 23
Sadly, OP, this severely diminishes your awesomeness in your boss's eyes forever on all fronts.... You may be able to rebound from this, though, if you don't miss again when offered another fist-bump opportunity. One, you can come back from. Two? Never!
anmolm97 12
username win!! btw try being awesomer-er!!
Obey_StudBoii 23
Awesomeness level down the drain.
Thr33to16 8
And then you come online to bitch. Op is what is wrong with the world.
Darkasnight1717 8
Bro, no one cares. You missed a fist bump. Congratulations.
JoeJoe0820 1
The fact that you are so upset about a missed fist bump is quite frightening ... Just sayin
TorisaurusRexxx 10
Please tell me you didn't punch him...