Today, I almost got married. After the elaborate and very expensive wedding, my "husband" decided he did not want to sign the marriage license because he wasn't sure if he really wanted to settle down after all. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after months of arguing and conflict, I broke up wIth my fiancé. Or at least, I tried to. The wedding's off, but only until he can convince me to want to marry him again. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend. After telling him how much I loved him, he asked me to marry him. When I said yes and started crying, he said he wasn't sure if he really wants to get married. FML
Today, I asked my fiancé if we could get legally married at the courthouse before we had the big wedding ceremony, just to quell my irrational fear of being left at the altar. He agreed, then didn’t show up at the courthouse. Nightmare realized. FML
Today, while talking on the phone with my long-distance boyfriend, he let me know that he was getting married in August to "some girl" for his papers. After I objected, he told me, "Well, you can marry me if you want." I'm not sure if I just got dumped or proposed to. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted he didn't want to marry me, not because he doesn't want to spend his life with me, but because he'd seen two friends get ruined by divorce settlements, and he "doesn't want my hooks in him." I love him with all my heart and would never dream of pulling a marriage con. FML
Today, I got married to the man I love even though my whole family told me not to marry him. He got into a drunken fight at our wedding and is now in jail. He apparently won't be getting out any time soon due to charges I didn't know about. FML
Today, I found out the man I've been wanting to marry for a year and a half wants us to take a break. FML
Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML
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HoorayForFML 0
He might have saved you trouble in the future. If that's how he felt, but signed the liscense, you guys might have gotten divorced anyway a few years from now. And, hey, you guys can always make it official later if he does finally decide to commit.... if you're still together, that is. ;)
aback 5
Now that you've got the bigassed wedding you always wanted out of the way, you can concentrate on finding somebody worth marrying.
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Comments (122)
Zeke4448 0
I feel bad for him. Getting married is extremely stressful. Don't be a b!tch and force him....
plexico 4
Did your dad forget to bring his ******* shotgun?
gothymama 0
heh, wtg, plexico... again!
auroraaustralis 0
You dodged a bullet there. And... at least you got a party out of it? Which isn't much by the way of condolences, I know. But, silver lining?
sam06s2b 0
It was probably for the best if your first thought after is to spread the news across the internet rather than lying in bed all day crying and eating chips straight from the freezer like any normal person would.
annamg 0
I doubt it actually happened "today." You're just required to put that in front of your FMLs.
GR3453m0nk3y 4
yeah, we should be able to put "today" or "this week" or start it with "last night" and in the middle put "and now today"
nam2012 0
m sorry - if u were gay i would have marrried u instead :P lol cheer up its ok relax
theDIVA_NL 3
uhmm thats suxx im sorry
iFruit 0
Aww thats so horrible! FYL, you sure know how to pick 'em.
lakita_lover 0
I'm sorry to hear that, but it's better than getting a divorce later, right? Still, it's a shame that he couldn't have figured out how he felt about settling down before the expensive wedding. I hope you have better luck finding the right guy in the future.
Jenspaztic 0
thats why most people get the marriage certificate signed before the actually ceremony so they don't have a wedding and no marriage.
B00_fml 0
Sue him for the cost of the wedding.