Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of three years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend’s family dinner when her father suddenly raised a glass and said, “Let’s all raise a toast to the new couple!” I looked at my girlfriend, confused, only to realize he meant her brother and his now fiancé, who had just announced their engagement an hour earlier. I quickly but awkwardly raised my glass to avoid admitting my memory is dogshit. FML
Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
Today, at my birthday party in an expensive sushi restaurant that I spent hundreds of dollars to reserve, my boyfriend of 3 years proposed… to my sister. She said yes. They’ve been secretly seeing each other for the past year. She just graduated high school this past summer. FML
Today, after a few of my friends decided to drink last night, and my best friend ended up getting very drunk and confessing to my boyfriend that she loves him, her brother came over and gave me a lecture about responsibilities. I don't know what's worse, the lecture or the fact that her brother is my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to my (now ex) boyfriend’s step-uncle’s wedding. He got absolutely wasted and kept talking about marrying me in front of his mom and step-dad, but was listing off who he would and wouldn’t invite, all in front of the people he wouldn’t invite. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
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YoLauryn 0
can you say "awkwardddddd"
saIty 17
Did he mention that he got her a dick in a box?
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Comments (141)
italianbby 11
wow.. rough. I wonder what your brother in law did lol
BigOrca 2
If my brother would of done that to my wife everyone would of just laughed their asses off. but if my wife would of I would be a happy single guy not a sad married guy.
Kelita 0
8-0
itsallgoodintheh 0
haha wow is she smartical and your retarded thats why
Groucho_fml 5
please tell me your profile is a joke..
itsallgoodintheh 0
no why would it be
angryoriental 0
totally awesome!
BigHoshJosh 0
Drunk at a wedding reception! Classic!
Skatejock21 0
YDI for dating for 3 years. Get married already. I don't care that he was drunk, and FYI, when you're drunk, it's not entirely confessing, it's not knowing what you're saying because you've lost too many brain cells to function what you say, so you just say whatever comes to your head, it messes with your brain, there's no defence for the drunk person. Sure, sometimes it's probably true, but it always depends how drunk you are, like if you're drunk enough to know for a fact that you are drunk, the reason I know this is because my older brother and dad deals with drunk people all the time and have studied it in university and I've seen it first hand. However, don't take what he said personally, it's just wrong to take things personally.
evenumomwantsme 0
classic.
dreamer007 0
awww :(
Shinygirlnz 1
Dear God I hope you had the sense of mind to end that relationship right there and then.