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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff

Congrats

Today, after constant avoidance, I saw the man who slept with my mother and caused my parents to get divorced. I desperately wanted to punch him in the face, but instead I had to smile and shake his hand as he gave me my diploma. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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margelmo 5

I hate to be 'that person' but I'd be more angry at your mum because she's the one who cheated? I mean, she didn't have to do that.

amadeclton 27

Oh God, that's horrible. Congratulations on your graduation, though! Maybe afterward you can beat him up in the parking lot.

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Comments (134)

ShowMeKay 20

Calm down grandma lol

igg125 30

Good for him. Your mom ducked that one up not him.

worldclassrager 41

What's a duck have to do with this?

igg125 30

I didn't wanna write the f word thought people would understand.

talicaroxi 25

I'm glad someone else thought the same as me

whassallt26 13

Look on the bright side, you now hold a diploma mate

Kaalschneid 21

mother's fault too... just saying.

elsie23 11

Yes it's mother's fault , because she cheated

Captain_Debilos_fml 13

Maybe the teacher wasn't even aware that your parents were still together. She probably told him that her and your father were estranged.

HoboMeth 36

This sounds like it would be a follow up to "Today, as my mom was getting ready for a date, I told her that I think it's too early for her to date, since she divorced my dad only a week ago. She then said, 'Don't worry, I'm only in it for sex.' FML"

Zebediabolical 45

I hope you graduated Mama Cum Loudly.

vikky538 29

Take the diploma and hit him hard with that diploma.

sonasonic 34

I dount OP wants a battery and assault charge beside his diploma now would he?

Sathane 21

Here's a little tidbit of hard truth for you. No one made your mother cheat except for your mother. If your mother didn't cheat with that particular guy, it would have been a different one.

MidnaLink 35

I'd have done it anyway. At least embarrass him before I left.

XBurytheCastleX 25

If I were you I would have ripped it from his hand and walked off.