Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Congrats
Today, after constant avoidance, I saw the man who slept with my mother and caused my parents to get divorced. I desperately wanted to punch him in the face, but instead I had to smile and shake his hand as he gave me my diploma. FML
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margelmo 5
I hate to be 'that person' but I'd be more angry at your mum because she's the one who cheated? I mean, she didn't have to do that.
amadeclton 27
Oh God, that's horrible. Congratulations on your graduation, though! Maybe afterward you can beat him up in the parking lot.
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fpants2010 18
Congratulations on both the graduation and for being a bigger man than him :)
Jethco 15
You didn't have to.
quiksilver415 17
Take the diploma and then punch him in the face!
devinaww 15
ok I'm sorry I was just kidding but leave parents' stuff to themselves, who they sleep with is none of your business honestly
TheLadyOpal 30
Tell me something. When a parent's cheating results in divorce, how can it be none of the child's business when it can so drastically affect his entire ******* life?
SookyLala 13
their entirr lives? man up lol, shit happens, no need to be a sook about it, my parents divorced when i was a kid, did it mess me up? hell no
laden_swallow09 35
107– That's debatable.
SookyLala 13
is it, though? lol, i work hard, i have a stable relationship, i have a solid group of mates.. as far as i see, im doing alright
TheLadyOpal 30
Good for you. It'd be nice if everyone in that situation was so fortunate.
SookyLala 13
fortunate? lol you assume way too much buddy. im just saying, parents divorcing will not kill you and if it breaks you emotionally, you are weak
alvarny 17
punch him anyway...
WOTAN1488 24
Grab diploma. Punch asshole. Leave.
Zebediabolical 45
You left out... Feel smug for an hour. Get picked up by PD. Try to get job as ex-con.
devinaww 15
oops I deleted my earlier post: plot twist: OP is graduating because his/her mom slept with the dean/principal
laden_swallow09 35
"Your momma sure does care about your schoolin', son."
Rainyknights22 16
Oh gawd ?
obas 7
forest is that you?