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Mr Arlington, USA 27 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous 28 September 2013, 21:40 Hamilton, New Zealand

Today, we got my dad an iPad for his birthday. I had to repeatedly reassure him that he could in fact touch the screen without being shocked. FML

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Kyra.45 3 October 2013, 22:46 Troy, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was so sexually frustrated that I tried getting off with a banana. It was not enjoyable, for me or the banana. FML

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