Shepaintsmusic
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Today, an antiques dealer made a joke about chopping off and buying my deformed left hand. FML
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woodenbo89x 4
Man, that is some off-hand humor.
mercedes3210 6
how rude.
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imnother 2
so then you make a joke about skinning and selling his hideaously deformed face. ohhh whoops. no sorry hes just ugly...
In_your_face 0
When I first read this I was like D= then I was like wait WTF?!
irockfendergirl 0
53- Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory, jerk. Please don't bother responding, because I won't waste my time reading your garbage. Plus, don't waste your breath- you'll need it to blow up your date.
shanameow 7
At first I read this as "MY antiques dealer," and thought maybe you two knew each other well enough for some sort of joke. But just some random dealer? I'm very sorry. =[ I don't know if it's more creepy or rude...
stoych 19
slutty picture, necessary much?
hadi_brown 0
LOOL same here lmao
landseasky 0
Dude, i have a deformed left hand too. I know how weird people can get about it.
MoMocakes 0
I saw that on the tv show oddities
shepaintsmusic 6
no you didn't.
huzzzzzzahh 2
Those antiques are gonna cost you an arm and a leg.
santasadiekins 0
that was a little mean.. I woulda smacked him or something.