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Collector's item

Today, an antiques dealer made a joke about chopping off and buying my deformed left hand. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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woodenbo89x 4

Man, that is some off-hand humor.

mercedes3210 6

how rude.

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Comments (53)

wikkedphuka 0

i dont know what that is .... but i lick it anyway lol lmao

hiiiiiii_fml 0

hahahaha!!!

AbbaZab 4

I know how you feel. jokes about your deformed hand are never funny.

shitwit2234 0

your like the butler on Scary Movie 2

ChanceM 0

Did he shake your little hand? #scarymovie2

djskidd 9

And? Nothing wrong with a little joke.

AgentTaco 6

I have got to hand it to ya.

crimeshowgirl 8

.......The thing about your hand and your name makes you sound like someone I know.....