Shepaintsmusic
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Today, an antiques dealer made a joke about chopping off and buying my deformed left hand. FML
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woodenbo89x 4
Man, that is some off-hand humor.
mercedes3210 6
how rude.
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Comments (53)
Kitten16 0
Y are ppl 'YDI'ing this?
Namenlos_fml 20
Well if you got money for it, at least it would finally be of some use to you.
mz_jamaica1 0
you should have made a joke about chopping off her hand and giving it to an armless hobo so he can use it to ********** efficently =)
skyeyez9 25
Tell the antiques dealer that if you get to cut off their head to make one of those voodoo shrunken heads out of it, then its a deal.
justbigbs 6
That is messed up, but out of curiosity how much did it got appraised for? Then again you could of did # 14 said, want a circumcision?
emodude44 0
Thats cold...
Calyx_fml 22
It was a (rude) literary reference to the monkeys paw.
nicolerussell97 0
aww poor OP :(
yolie_fml 0
Jesus! What the hell is wrong with you?
peace_sign 0
wow hope u dont have some freaky deeky disease lol