Shepaintsmusic
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Collector's item
Today, an antiques dealer made a joke about chopping off and buying my deformed left hand. FML
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woodenbo89x 4
Man, that is some off-hand humor.
mercedes3210 6
how rude.
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SeasonedLemur 5
Should have done the whole world a favour and burnt the place to the ground! I hate antiques, why would you want to buy dead peoples junk when you can get a new equivilent for a fraction of the price??
singhjr1 3
trust me there is a HUGE market in the science world for deformed people, babies, animals, etc. he could've sold it.
singhjr1 3
what did you mean by equivelent? Strap-on, *****?!?!?
singhjr1 3
srry that was my brother.
SeasonedLemur 5
????? What the hell are you on about!? I was talking about antiques in general, you know like tables and chairs..
singhjr1 3
i don't know it was my ****** of a bro.
mnmolino 14
Usually the quality is better.
KitKatKate98 0
Did you seriously just call it a doodle?
MonetVousAime 0
It appears that way, yes. Doodle. Got a problem with it? (._. )
FMLephant 2
My germs!
woodenbo89x 4
Man, that is some off-hand humor.
flybye 0
lol made my day with that comment!!!
EvilDave 13
Should have asked him how much. After you have another hand, so you don't really need two.
shepaintsmusic 6
Huh. Intriguing.
CatPerson123 0
So you're the OP? Ps Don't mind my name it got changed by my best friend
Hump_Zilla 0
might be worth it depending on how much he offers you
nerdsgetmehot 23
Whoa! Whoa, whoa whoa! Is this antiques dealer by any chance a serial killer on the side?
NamesIncognita 15
Preeeetty sure he is...
happy_dino 6
That's just rude... I'm sorry OP.. :(
zanguard 0
Well it could be worth something some day. Oh who am I kidding OP your a loser.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#43 Why is OP a loser for being deformed? You're rude.
zanguard 0
My motive for calling OP a loser has absolutely nothing to do with with any sort of physical deformity. I'm sure there are plenty of accomplished people out there with deformed hands. I simply do not see any reason in this situation that I should award OP with the title of "winner".