Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said, "Well, you could always ask me." I then said, "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was, "Nope… now that's 8!" FML
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Today, I was talking to my mom about who I wanted to ask to prom. I told her the names of the girls I was thinking of asking and she replied, "They'll say no, but you can always go with one of your cousins." FML
Today, I was asked to prom by the same guy who "accidentally" cut off a chunk of my hair in class and with whom I haven't had a conversation in my life. When I politely declined he said, "You'll regret this". FML
Today, I went to prom with my two friends. I was ditched by my prom date because he had “other plans.” The weird thing is that when we got to the prom location, I saw him with another date. FML
Today, I told one of my classmates for the third time that I'm not into guys and wasn't interested in going on a date with him. He just looked at me blankly and said "So I'll pick you up at 9?" FML
Today, I rejected my crush's prom proposal because I didn't think he was being serious and wanted to prank me or something. Turns out he was serious but now he's going with another girl. FML
Today, after telling a friend I was contemplating asking a girl to prom, my friend took my phone, told me to have some balls, and texted the girl asking her to prom. She said no, because I asked her over text instead of in person. She refuses to believe I didn't send the text. FML
Today, my crush let me know that he has a prom date. Obviously I'm supportive because I just want him to be happy, even if it's not me. I casually let him know that I'm going with someone else too, and now he's really mad about it. If he'd asked me before, I would've said yes. Like… Hello? How dare I get a prom date! FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML
Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still available. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML
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Migor 0
HAHAHA you're friend has good taste of humor it sucks but it is funny I hope you will find some1 for the prom.
5ive 0
he is a bitch!!! i would punch him
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Comments (222)
bfly32 0
don't worry your not ugly, god just hates you.
sleepless15_p 0
hahahaha he is a dick but that is soo funny.
metsfan710 0
While rude, this is also pretty funny. I'm sorry, but it is! Remain friends with him for his sense of humor, 'cause it truly is great, but find another date for the prom.
kevinsoasian 0
OMG WOW! What a bitch dam girl! IM sorry I would go with you haha
littlefrog_fml 0
siiick humor on his part
x0x_KissOfDeath 0
and thennnnn he told you he was joking and he'd love to??? punch him right in the suckhole haha
f_ckerdef_ck 0
hahahaha i like him!
nyletak 0
You should have said, "I could ask you... but I don't want to."
iamsean321 0
haha ZING!
Reasonable_man 0
Hahaha... oh man. This one made me actually laugh out loud. Don't be too hard on your friend for that one. He has a great sense of humor. And you might want to lighten up about prom. Way too many people make too big a deal about prom. Why don't you instead ask your friend(s) to do something fun instead, like bowling. Its cheaper, more fun, and you can still dress up all fancy and make a good time of it.