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Today, I was stood up by a blind date. After calling and texting her about being a horrible person, she called me from the hospital. She was in a car accident. FML

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Your "Blind" date had a car accident? No shit.

It could have been worse. She could actually have just stood you up.

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you know what they say about assuming. except the U doesn't apply here, cuz I'm not a dumbass :)

i get tht u were angry but u cant just assume things...

im amazed how many people lie onbthe internet anout what that would do

ur nice....

Dude, this is why you wait a day or so just in case something like that happens, instead of calling her and texting her like an obsessive maniac. Now that you found out what happened, you probably feel like a dick right? Well, good. It's deserved. Now that you've been an ass she'll never want to hear from you again. First impressions die hard.

If you freak out over this kind of stuff I can't imagine why you need to go on blind dates.

MajPainInTheAss 0

that REALLY sucks cause you had no idea!

that's just shows how desperate he is! :(

Hiyahannah 0

Way to goooo.

MyLifeAsAnna 1

AWWWWWH! Did you apologize?