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Today, I was stood up by a blind date. After calling and texting her about being a horrible person, she called me from the hospital. She was in a car accident. FML

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Your "Blind" date had a car accident? No shit.

It could have been worse. She could actually have just stood you up.

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apologize and go see if she is ok :) maybe send her a Teddy or something - you could turn a bad night into a better one by bringing the date to the hospital by spoiling her ;) I'm sure she will love it

Maybe just a teddy bear

booskiiez 1

everything will be ok u didn't knw :)

And I thought us girls overreact when it comes to being stood up...

vanquish83 0

Cant kill herself? Dude u sux... =.=

raelynj24 3

nice goin…dick face

Just rush over thier to see if she is OK.

this isn't ydi...many people would do the same thing.

Not only do you deserve it but now you know why you're single. Try growing up and learning not to act like an asshole before you go on any more dates.

you sir, are an ass

wriptidez 0

i suppose ask first