bfall74
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Classic excuse
Today, I was stood up by a blind date. After calling and texting her about being a horrible person, she called me from the hospital. She was in a car accident. FML
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dreamering 16
Your "Blind" date had a car accident? No shit.
marinus_fml 20
It could have been worse. She could actually have just stood you up.
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visage 0
Have some self respect. You don't text/call for an hour.... send a text when they are 5 min late, and another when they're 15-20 min. If they don't respond take the hint and move along.... as you now see sometimes "shit does happen."
datgirl 0
Many girls make up excuses like this just to get out of a unwanted situation. I'm sure she could've called you and told you what had happened. FYI if that's the case, but if she was seriously injured then ydi!
Tymax 0
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fwongraven 10
Wow, OP sounds like a complete psycho. His blind date probably had a lucky escape by being in that car accident :-/
WOGBRO 6
Well you are a dumb ass you should have asked were she was first.
TobyFunke 3
10$ says she was lying anyways and she walked in, saw you and escaped. I dont think the guy's a psycho, its perfectly understandishable to think he was being stood up and by a blind date thats pretty low, you okay in my book OP
Flutist 3
Is your book a coloring book?
themichaeljoseph 0
she's obviously lying to you lmao.
ydnar 5
he should text her back "yeah right show me a doctor's note." Then if it turns out she really was in an accident say ok I believe you now let's plan date #2. I'm sure she'll undersand
Lisa89 3
"After calling and texting her about being a horrible person" Sounds like you didn't wait that long for her (or you would have said, 'after waiting for a whole hour' ect or something like that). So basically you texted horrible abusive texts to a person you've never met before, who probably wasn't even that late. Regardless if she stood you up or not, you sound like an aggressive jerk. I don't know enough just from this FML, but doesn't sound all that nice tbh.
cupcakexxrawr 0
desperate -.- see what happens when you over jump into conclusions? xD be a gentleman and send her white roses or something
ToxicxKitten 9
Why didn't call her and ask why she didn't show up before sending her angry texts? It's kinda common sense...