bfall74
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Classic excuse
Today, I was stood up by a blind date. After calling and texting her about being a horrible person, she called me from the hospital. She was in a car accident. FML
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dreamering 16
Your "Blind" date had a car accident? No shit.
marinus_fml 20
It could have been worse. She could actually have just stood you up.
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sourgirl101 29
"Hi, this is bfall74, just checking to make sure everything is okay. I'm here at the *restaurant waiting. Hope all is well." [This is the message you should have left.]
docscientist 10
Then she wouldn't be interested in him anymore of course!
ImaginaryFoe 1
Exactly, sg. Why go straight into douche mode, OP? You've shown your true colours to her and whomever set you up with her. It seems you are actually a horrible person. There are many forgiveable reasons to stand someone up.
Crystalosophy 0
Haven't you ever heard of the saying assuming makes an ASS out of U and ME. No more assuming OP!!
geeksaresexy 18
You mean 'to assume' right? Otherwise you're missing the 'ing' part :p
Crystalosophy 0
Yeah don't assume is basically what I mean, I wasn't being super technical.
geeksaresexy 18
Quoting a well known saying correctly is now 'super technical'?
iLazy 0
I like the use of word play a lot, but that was just totally lame..
elmski87 0
Having a pop at someone who didn't NEED to say it properly (as you pointed out, it's a well known saying - we all know what they meant) is arrogant and pathetic. To be super-technical :)
elmski87 0
Having a pop at someone who didn't NEED to say it properly (as you pointed out, it's a well known saying - we all know what they meant) is arrogant and pathetic. To be super-technical :)
geeksaresexy 18
Actually it's pedantic :p (See how I'm still being pedantic, it's a disease I tell you!)
_livinforlols 0
- smh, people never think before they start pointing fingers'
Keyman1212 14
I mean stuff happens. Don't feel bad.
Livinia 11
You're an idiot.
SpectSelf 0
that's why you can't get a real date and have to resort to blind dates. girls won't date you if your an asshole. be nice at first, then when they start to fall in love, be a dick then. for some reason they'll love you even more.
TwoBytesCarley 27
That isn’t emotionally abusive at all…
NaoPudding 8
I bet you feel like a jerk now, OP. I say an apology is in order.
Garytt 0
or was she?
sourgirl101 29
Haha, you may be correct. She probably got the nasty messages and had to come up with a clever excuse. (:
dudeitsdanny 10
Write her a letter in the style of She Loves Me. "I sat there waiting at the café, never guessing that you were fat-...Near. You were outside, looking bald-..." Worst case scenario, she still thinks you're a jerk. Best case scenario: She laughs about it with you. In fact, just copy the whole letter from that song, not just what I remembered ;P
N3v43h 0
And that is why one doesn't get moody and hate txt. She could be lying, but you'll see next date. if it's a blind date, you should be having several, and be unphased by this flakiness. Somewhat expected in the beginning... Neither FYL or YDI.