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Raleigh, United States
Chillaxed
Today, while relaxing in a chair in a shop, a man approached me and said, "You have no idea how many times I've farted in that chair." FML
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AngrySailor 17
I sure that almost every chair you've ever sat in has already had its fart cherry popped.
Talientary 8
What. The. Hell.
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Comments (76)
ccsballazdre 8
... Gross
BaselxD 8
you don't say?
domking1315 20
Ehhh this comment is better than 'first' I guess
FirstTigerHobbes 13
10/10 most inspiring thing I've read all day, #1
TheCanucklehead 22
#1 more like, "I want the first comment so bad. Let me stay on this website for hours and wait until an FML shows up so I can achieve this (pointless) goal." Congrats bro. I'm clapping
soldiat_fml 17
Or maybe #1 just thinks it's gross.
iAlissa 34
#1 can't have an opinion I suppose, because everything on FML has to be witty and well-thought-out. Especially the first comment. God forbid he should think it's actually gross.
Treveyon56 14
I never understand why people believe the first comment just can't be one word. I mean I could get it if he just put first, but what's wrong with saying he finds it gross?
WhoopWhoop321 18
You must've gotten off fast!!
illegalbeagle69 23
Yeah if he was the one who came when his girlfriend farted on his lap..
starile 20
Especially if she did it while he was sitting in that chair.
friedpwnadge 25
That sounds like a weird fetish. Who gets off from farts?
WhoopWhoop321 18
I meant getting off the chair.
BigJoeZD 16
Why the hell would you do that to a chair?.. And also, how?
lui_pg 21
Or look him in the eye and say, "you have no idea how many times I (bold I) have farted in this chair"
Talientary 8
What. The. Hell.
Uramonkey 11
This man exhibited true chivalry today. Most men would just walk away but he had the courage to save her from the stanky chair.
goose12321 11
OP: "Oh, so it wasn't a heated chair after all...."
Welshite 40
That's nearly as bad as thinking about how many people the water you are drinking has gone through.
illegalbeagle69 23
Actually, I hadn't ever thought about that until you brought it up. So thanks for that.
Smoldering 15
There are two types of people in this world.......
bfsd42 20
I remember hearing that it was about 7 people. Now, if only I knew who these people were before I take a drink.
Cbn42 3
If it goes through 7 people, then that means, that the other 7 had 7 other people's water. So it goes through 49 people, but then the other 42 people had 7 other people's water go through them…
Joshido 17
Well that's a stinky situation
domking1315 20
I don't think "stinky situation" was ever even a 'thing' on fml
Llama_Face89 34
Don't let it be...
BntyHntrSeattle 30
It shouldn't be.
KinkyCurly 13
It will be. (ha thought I'd join in)
Joshido 17
Well, I know next time.
AngrySailor 17
I sure that almost every chair you've ever sat in has already had its fart cherry popped.
Wizardo 34
Yeah if you've rationalised this every bus, train and car seat has been farted in, nothing big.
Koppol 15
Well that blew me away.
kjones99 11
Weird....anyways don't worry about it OP.
somecoolperson1 2
Well... How many times?
young_weezy_fml 3
not just him, me too