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This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Raleigh, United States
Chillaxed
Today, while relaxing in a chair in a shop, a man approached me and said, "You have no idea how many times I've farted in that chair." FML
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AngrySailor 17
I sure that almost every chair you've ever sat in has already had its fart cherry popped.
Talientary 8
What. The. Hell.
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Comments (76)
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Well that's just a weird thing to tell a stranger.
worldclassrager 41
Well you know it's a good chair then...that comfortable...put a little frabreeze (killed the spelling) on it good as new...
tanekdrachonae 19
Be an adult. Everybody farts.
ImAFaker 29
Everybody poops. My favorite book. :)
Ilmoran 20
Technically, he didn't say he farted in it at all, just that you have no idea how many times he did (could be zero).
buddy51 23
OP, I suspect he was blowing some hot air in your general direction. You decide which end of his it was coming from....
Chellybelly92 14
To be honest, any public chair probably has an uncountable number of farts done to them.
LittleLiar13 6
He sounds charming.
flyersfan345 5
Check for skidmarks
JasonUMN 15
As long as they were only farts, you will be fine.
Omniprism 15
I think that's funny.