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Chillaxed

Today, while relaxing in a chair in a shop, a man approached me and said, "You have no idea how many times I've farted in that chair." FML

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I sure that almost every chair you've ever sat in has already had its fart cherry popped.

Talientary 8

What. The. Hell.

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Comments (76)

Well people fart everywhere, but this guy just sounds like a creep

That's so Rachet.

Obey_StudBoii 23

You better hope he didn't shart lol.

You should have replied, "You don't know how many times I've farted in your wife".

UofLCardFan08 6

A woman is going to say that to a man?

Llama_Face89 34

Hey he could have been pissing in it...I feel the direction he went with is preferable...

I had a boss once who referred to his desk chair as a "fart storage and retrieval system". Years later I was promoted and took over his office. My FIRST official duty was to buy a new chair!

depends when they darted.. the airs probably clear by now.. everyone farts

Smoldering 15

Agreed.....

hntandjlt 8

That's pretty nasty